I am proud.

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Literal shit post

Thanks.

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Broadfern@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

“Chil…dren?

You mean those things rich people have?”

Lol rich people won't have children in the future

They'll just clone themselves and work to remove genetic impurity. Why do you think Elon has had so many IVF kids he never interacts with?

But… gasses have weight.

/ACKSHUALLY

A deleted scene from "The Road."

Sometimes, nothing. Sometimes, it weighs very heavy on the souls of those who dealt it.

cute_noker@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

As everyone knows: the one who smelt it, is the one who dealt it. Making they weight even heavier for those poor souls being gassed.

That's gaslighting

i see you've lit a few dutch ovens yourself

I melted them. And I regret nothing. Especially not the 50 mozarella sticks

dyc3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Facebook dad post

There was a community on the other places called good boomer humor and imo this would fit there

gleb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

i dont get it. could somebody explain please?

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Farted, pants felt heavy. If farts don't weigh anything, then it must have been more than a fart

gleb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

ohhhhhhh, lol. never trust a fart!

You've never shat yourself??