c/cat · by phexinator@feddit.ch · 2y

Meet Stanley. He's a piece of shit and I've never loved anyone or anything more 🥰

Just to be clear; this dude owns me and my heart! I'm infinitely glad he picked me to be his caregiver and I can only hope I can provide even half as much for him as he gives me ♥️

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16 Comments

Siliconic@discuss.online · 16 pts · 2y

"This is the story of a cat named Stanley"

lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm dying! I have a cat named Stanley and he's also a piece of shit! He's 18 and he's going to live forever fueled by pure hate. He's awful and I love him so much lol

phexinator@feddit.ch · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My Stan is about 8 or 9 (he showed up at my parent's back in 2016 and I ended up adopting him -- no clue when he was born) and I can only hope he lives at least that long! Hate is a powerful force, so I'm rather confident he'll never die now. To Stanley! 🥳

lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh also idk if this one has occurred to you yet but there's only a 1 letter difference between Stan and Satan. Think about that for a minute.

phexinator@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

Satan fears Stan, yup!

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Please tell us some of the things he has done so we can all feel the same way about Stanley.

phexinator@feddit.ch · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Imagine a dog. Very clingy, desperate for attention... yet once you offer said attention you pay for it, literally, in blood 👍😂

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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phexinator@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah we have no clue what he went through before he found my parents. He's a tough cookie with a mind of his own and I absolutely love everything he is and does ♥️

roawre@feddit.ch · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He indeed looks like a troublesome gentleman

ninboy@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And unbothered by your opinions about him

phexinator@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y

I'd never have it any other way 😤😄

Cpo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Majestic AF

phexinator@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

He's the most stunningly handsome cat (gib) I've ever had the pleasure of being the servant to!

thesprongler@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks like my Athena, also a POS that I love dearly. She will wake me up by biting my arms and legs but I can't help calling her a sweet girl.