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tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Someone’s ancestor prolly just said “buy shitty copper and mark it up, just trust me, buddy.”

hunt4peas@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This gave me a chuckle 🤭.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I also had a sensible chuckle.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Buffalox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Spot on, and much like reading a 2000 year old book, and believe it contains everlasting truths.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Also play with asbestos while at it.

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

MUNGA

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

Manufacture Uranium, Nerd. Go Away.

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 1y

"I need help finding a job that allows 100% remote work, but these fuckers just keep trying to teach me the secret of steel!"

TomMasz@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1y

I would only have to go back two generations and mine would be incomprehensible (to me).

Cort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

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kyonshi@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

"If you gonna kill mammoth use the biggest stick you can get" is kind of timeless advice.

Besides mammoths being extinct.

zabadoh@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y

Like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

ladicius@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Eating boogers is healthy I heard.