c/lemmyshitpost · by hypertown@lemmy.world · 2yWhy didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school? 405 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
whenigrowup356@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Void deer sounds tempting, I wonder what the 401k will be like?
FaceDeer@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
Fortunately for me I already partly qualify for that one. I think.
H2207@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I'm fully qualified to be a photon reciever.
metaStatic@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
New hires have to watch the training video.
Do I get paid to watch it?
Haha, No.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Im ready for a career change to lepton enumerator
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
calorie burner will always be a job that's here to stay
SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Ngl, being a professional cosplayer sounds dope.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Only thing stopping me is my lack of an 8" waist.
Ghost33313@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
There are plenty of over weight characters. Follow you dream!
H2207@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I don't think lacking an 8" waist makes you overweight...
More like healthy weight.
Ghost33313@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I don't disagree, but I assumed they meant >8" which could mean 58" for all I know.
niyrme@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
boson cutter sounds kinda nice tho
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Spongebob made the last job description. THE!
embit@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Lammy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y