He wants to make love to the mountain

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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 359d (1 reply)

To hug the mountain. To envelop that mountain.

https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ

BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d

That mountain. That mountain.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 359d (1 reply)

Spock didn’t catch Kirk in time. He caught him and prevented his death, but Kirk’s head made contact with the rock, knocking him out cold.

McCoy and Spock spent the entire night watching over Kirk until Enterprise could send a shuttle to retrieve them. The whole time, Kirk was mumbling in his sleep about Spock’s long-lost brother and the center of the galaxy and God.

Star Trek V was a fever dream.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 359d

that was on purpose, as if to say "don't fall off the mountain, dummy"

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 9 pts · 359d

no he's actually fucking an entire planet.

sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 359d

Mountains usually have a flared base, which is good, but you might need to work up to something that big. Don't start with a mountain.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d

if the mountain didn't want to have sex, why does mountain have so many vagina shaped crevasses?

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 359d

I see you've seen the works of Jodorowsky, as well.

Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 359d

Why is the goat being harassed by a Vulcan 🖖? Please don't molest the wildlife.

usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 359d

Mount ‘im?! Don’t mind if I do.

Teal@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 359d

Rock, meet the hard place.