But really, we have over 4 billion women alive right now, and you asked ever. The subwoofer was patented in 1964. Worked up some estimates that there have been 9-10 billion distinct humans alive since 1964, so that’s 4.5-5 billion women.
If none of them ever did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.
Girls figure out from a much earlier age, on average, that most guys are comfortable knowing, that vibrations in that area feel good. So even without thinking about sex or pursuing orgasm, they will seek out things they can straddle that move in a way that feels good. One of those things, if you're around enough girls or a girl long enough you learn but maybe wish ya didn't.
Absolutely, yes. I dated a girl for years that would orgasm when the wind blew. Not quite, but you get the point
When she was bored she could squeeze her thighs together and make herself cum. She couldn't ride a bike, her eyes would would roll back and she'd almost crash. She would spontaneously orgasm simply from arousal, which was fun because she's orgasm repeatedly while giving blowjobs. She would absolutely orgasm from the vibrations of a large woofer.
I actually had that happen!!! I had a car with a crazy sound system. I used to sell car audio so I used it as a sales demo. Had a few friends in it showing off. And a girl I had just met went very quiet after she got out out of the back seat. Kinda weird. After they left I get a phone call from the other friend. He's laughing his ass off. She came from the bass and got very self conscious. So ya. My car got lucky... Me... Not so much.
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kurushimi@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1y
Very concerned for you.
But really, we have over 4 billion women alive right now, and you asked ever. The subwoofer was patented in 1964. Worked up some estimates that there have been 9-10 billion distinct humans alive since 1964, so that’s 4.5-5 billion women.
If none of them ever did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y
"If at least one of them never did what you proposed I’ll eat my hat.".
The way this is phrased means that if there is 1 or more who never did it, you will eat your hat.
kurushimi@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Fixed. I need to review truth tables…
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 364d
True && True -> ...
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Sooo the odds are pretty good. Conversely some of the goods may be pretty odd.
Makhno@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
bonk
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 21 pts · 1y
See the movie "Private Parts"! (Howard Stern)
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
"Woman"? Probably. "Human female"? Most likely.
Girls figure out from a much earlier age, on average, that most guys are comfortable knowing, that vibrations in that area feel good. So even without thinking about sex or pursuing orgasm, they will seek out things they can straddle that move in a way that feels good. One of those things, if you're around enough girls or a girl long enough you learn but maybe wish ya didn't.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
what?
dingus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I've always been broken in that regard I guess. How do I make vibrations feel good?
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
Clitoris. Women arent so different from men
dingus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
Sadly mine doesn't seem to work properly. Nothing in that region does.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d
See a lady dr maybe?
Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I highly suspect this is why there are so many women who love to ride horses
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d
Neigh!
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d
Reverse-ravishment
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
In the American version of Ghosts!, one ghost (Hettie) very much enjoys sitting on the washing machine for this reason.
curiousaur@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 1y
Absolutely, yes. I dated a girl for years that would orgasm when the wind blew. Not quite, but you get the point
When she was bored she could squeeze her thighs together and make herself cum. She couldn't ride a bike, her eyes would would roll back and she'd almost crash. She would spontaneously orgasm simply from arousal, which was fun because she's orgasm repeatedly while giving blowjobs. She would absolutely orgasm from the vibrations of a large woofer.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
she seems cool
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Had a gf like that, well, not that crazy, but she could easily have vaginal orgasms. LOL my god, I could make her vibrate until she passed out.
"I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes,
By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh,"
BlueEther@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 1y
No I'm not going to duckduckgo that for you
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
I feel mildly concerned that I even bothered to attempt to understand what that even means
totesmygoat@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 195d
I actually had that happen!!! I had a car with a crazy sound system. I used to sell car audio so I used it as a sales demo. Had a few friends in it showing off. And a girl I had just met went very quiet after she got out out of the back seat. Kinda weird. After they left I get a phone call from the other friend. He's laughing his ass off. She came from the bass and got very self conscious. So ya. My car got lucky... Me... Not so much.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 364d
No. Subwoofers don't have fingers.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 195d
Analogally then
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 195d
as a woman, i literally thought of this the other day. Given I'm on the low end of sex drive someone else has 1000% done that before
hesh@quokk.au · 2 pts · 196d
Like in the movie Private Parts?