Gutted

400 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

dumbass@leminal.space · 26 pts · 356d (2 replies)

Make the cauldron clean it's self, what's the point of being awesome with magic if you don't automate the bad parts of your day.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 356d (1 reply)

This is just everyday prestidigitation.

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 356d

A cantrip, even.

sundray@lemmus.org · 20 pts · 356d

Having a floor-level utility sink really pays for itself when you're a witch.

Fluid@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 356d (1 reply)
[ removed ]
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 355d

And other adjacent hobbies. Yes.

mateofeo85@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 356d (5 replies)
[ removed ]
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 356d (1 reply)

The problem is the mess it leaves after boiling the children.

Sure, you could have the next batch clean it but by then it’s set in and you’ve got to delay the whole brew while they scrub it out.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 355d

Absolute nightmare.

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 356d (2 replies)

I'm a plant based witch, but I guess I could enchant the tofu to be animated...

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 356d

"Arise, tofu, arise!"

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 355d

I think human children count as vegan. Like, i couldn't let them go home and tell their village im here, and keeping them in captivity would be a lot of work, and slavery is such a slippery slope.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 355d

Not this guy even suggesting you put your CAST IRON cauldron in the dishwasher?????

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 356d

Every month with my fresh batch of kombucha

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 356d

Clean it? What fun is a love potion without a little toad hex mixed in?

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 356d

Power drill with a brush attachment, just pour some water and a bit of soap in, real easy to clean! Also highly recommend an overhead sprayer (restaurant supply store might have one, or at least be able to order one for you) or a showerhead to rinse it out

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 355d

Same problem with woks and glazed cast iron pots tbh

cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 355d

Time to buy a new cauldron

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 354d

Even witches need interns

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 354d
fnfunkin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 355d
[ removed ]