I vote stonky wonky

I live in LA. Already smells like this.

You can tell OOP was stonk wonky when they made this because regulation baseball diamonds have 90 ft between each incremental base.

Stonky wonky is the best middle name ever

Dig this, even if you’d sell a pound for a pound, you’d still have 17 million pounds.

What is the name of the super villain with these plans?

The inverse square law says that this isn't enough for the Houston metro area much less the continent. Need these dropped every 100 kilometers just to get thirsty.