lies lies lies

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28 Comments

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Making a complement before having sex could be considered a bribe

do you take bribes

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

yes

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You're very cute and good at shitposting, famously the two most sexy qualities

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

now you need to sex me ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ or else

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Oh noooo well I guess we have to ๐Ÿ˜Œ

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 1y (6 replies)

When the sapphic Lemmy gang gets a working car:

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (4 replies)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

With enough crowdfunding, maybe we can outfit a bus! They're relatively easy to repair and get parts for, so we might be able to make a traveling, transcontinental commune!

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Call it what it is. A fuck bus full of rabid lesbians ๐Ÿคค. The right advertising goes a long way.

CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I thought lesbians traveled in uhauls

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Not exactly.

seralth@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

I hear there's a deal on Subaru's right now!

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 1y

This is like the reverse version of "Guys only complement women so they can have sex with them"

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I would have sex with you.

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

๐Ÿซ  prove it

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Message me on matrix and we can figure out scheduling and transportation.

detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y

its so hot when you shitpost

theneverfox@pawb.social · 17 pts · 1y

You have to double dare me first. Calling bluffs is hot

UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

You are so cuddly, UwU

gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is the relationship I now have with my wife. Stale incense, old sweat, and lies lies lies.

redditexcommunicado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So this is what awaits.

gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

The fact is that not a lot of marriages survive a partner transitioning. My story? Dead bedroom for over six months, among other deep-seated issues. I'm ready to hit the bricks.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

because you aren't my next door neighbour :(

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Nobody owes anybody sex.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You're not wrong, but it's also not a serious position. She's just shy about people complimenting her for being so darn cute.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

I'll DM you one sex if you promise to give it back. with the sole intent to create a situation when you owe me one sex.

shani66@ani.social · 8 pts · 1y

You are super cute and I'm fine proving it (ยด๊’ณ`)โ™ก

RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

paule let's get em