I can guarantee you won't be concerned about "all this" anymore after drinking that glass, since the mercury poisioning will give you much bigger things to worry about. My personal favorite symptom of mercury poisoning is a permanent feeling that insects are crawling under your skin (formication).
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akincisor@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y
You want more of all this (gestures around generally)?
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
I can guarantee you won't be concerned about "all this" anymore after drinking that glass, since the mercury poisioning will give you much bigger things to worry about. My personal favorite symptom of mercury poisoning is a permanent feeling that insects are crawling under your skin (formication).
sunoc@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
Ah yes, nothing beats a good ol' pint of mercury in the morning!
weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Chinese emperors love this one trick!
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I guarantee you,if you drink that you will NOT die of old age