Checkmate theists

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39 Comments

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 344d (3 replies)

WereCat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 344d

Pin pineapple apple pen pizza?

jade52@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 344d (1 reply)

Wow I remember this guy

puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 344d

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 27 pts · 344d (3 replies)

That looks yummy

janus2@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 344d (2 replies)

really creative use of jalapeño slices

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 344d

Jalapenos on pizza is always a great decision.

Anissem@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 344d

It’s beautiful

bfaliszek@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 344d

dan69@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 344d (2 replies)

Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 344d (1 reply)

I do have some jalapenos I need to cook! Thank you for reminding me!!!

dan69@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 343d

🤝

First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 344d

All you proved is that god is cruel

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 344d (3 replies)

People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.

Voyajer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 344d (1 reply)

What if you hate it because there isn't a single slice of pineapple on it?

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 344d

That's true, that's the real crime here.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 344d

It looks sweet but it tastes like burning

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 344d

If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.

Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 344d

"God is dead, and we killed him."

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 344d (6 replies)

As long as there's no pineapple in it its cool to me.

RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 344d

The real pineapple is the friends we made along the way

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 344d (4 replies)

It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 344d

Yeah. Totally like that

janus2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 344d
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 344d (1 reply)

What are those made of? Is it like pancake mix in a fish mold? (Never heard of them till now)

TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 344d

Basically yes. They usually have red bean paste filling, although lately I've seen them filled with custard/choux cream.

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 344d

Pizzapple

Tja@programming.dev · 5 pts · 344d

🤌

sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social · 4 pts · 344d
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TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 344d

Pineapple belongs as pizza. The great debate is finally over.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 3 pts · 344d

He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 344d

Was having trouble deciding what to eat for dinner, thanks, this looks delicious 😋

BioDriver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d

Would

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 344d (1 reply)

This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 344d

Maybe not for you heathen!

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 344d

He's out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 344d

Squashed in the plate.

Wolf@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 343d

My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 340d

Pineapple on pizza haters are the preachy vegans/carnivores of the pizza topping world.

No one's forcing you to eat it!

zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 343d

In the trash, fuck green peppers