This video of poor little lemon having to act one last time before going off to school. She looked so lost and confused on what she was meant to be doing, she was probably wondering why nobody was following her out the door while mommy is directing in the background telling her to go out the door, she seemed so hesitant :( I feel so bad for her, so glad she’s off to school away from this but she’ll probably be looking all day for directions and a camera.
Bird is disgusting for this. L’s little head would have already been full of so much processing and to add this “work” in to start her day is just so gross. If these influencers call what they do “career jobs” then bird put her little girl to work on a morning that should have been just for her. It should have been calm and happy but instead it was all for her ass of a mother. I’m so glad L gets to escape to school!
I feel M obeys to everything these days when she was the one who never wanted to be photographed. The other two probably just got caught up in it today just for lemon.
Posted within days of each other. This woman needs a mental health intervention. In one she looks every inch her age (and is still edited to the gods), in the other she's made herself look like her own 20 something daughter. This woman is unwell.
Maybe it's my own insecurity because as a 39 yr old I'm obsessed with keeping as much muscle tone as possible, so it is the first thing I notice.... but I've never seen so little muscle in someone who is flexing. Her quads and triceps should be pronounced as hell in that position. Runs and lifts daily lol
I don’t see anything wrong with her legs because mine look like this. I think the problem is she filters herself to have twig like legs but in reality this is what they look like. She’s a mind fuck and it blows my mind she filters herself into a completely different person but then posts pictures like this which are more true to her real self.
Oh no, of course there is nothing wrong with her legs or yours. The problem is she lies. She has filtered leg muscles on herself, claims to run, and strength train daily. She filters stick thin legs when she feels like it. And exactly how you said, is a total mind fuck. The whole point she is trying to make is to love yourself and she does anything but. All lies , filters and smoke and mirrors.
Have you read the article? They say it’s an ‘exclusive’ interview! I find that incredibly hikarious. The whole thing reads like she’s paid to have this article done - the same way she pays for the Yahoo News features. I also believe this is the first thing that’s come from her US agency that she said was going to change her life.
It does look paid. She's also gearing up for her new grift. Redefining age. Once again, Sarah Nicole Landry is going to save us all by taking off her pants. 🤣
What “hard” moments?! She wouldn’t know the real struggles and hardship of a woman or mother, if it slapped her in the face. Doesn’t have a real job, responsibilities and everything is handed to her. Every woman CAN do it, she can’t.
What are the hard moments? When she had to settle for a grifted trip to Mexico instead of another Disney cruise? She’s a fucking joke. She
Isn’t redefining squat.
Maybe she found her trip to the Bahamas hard since she didn’t know the women well and felt excluded. Or perhaps filming Traitors was difficult because she didn’t always know where the cameras were and what parts of her body she should hide.
“If I did it then maybe they will believe they can too”….. WHAT DID SHE DO? What is she doing that women are coming in groves to also do? Wear a bikini?!? Really, what is she talking about? The words and the picture in this post made no sense. She’s made up to the hilt and then the next screen she’s saying that women don’t care anymore, they are ripping off their shapewear and just being themselves. What a mish mosh message! Figure yourself out. Which is it? You’re having your hair and make up done and then saying you showing up authentically. No ma’am. No you aren’t.
There is absolutely not one authentic thing in anything she does or how she presents herself. She can’t even keep her lies straight. Her Traitors appearance is going to be revelatory!
The way she does her make up in these photos make her look hardened. It ages her, the same way she was done up at the SI party. She looks more like a 55 year old who got a lot of work done to look young. Think 90s soap opera and plastic surgery. She doesn’t look healthy, strong or youthful. Who would admire her?
How funny that the woman with 100 different faces and shapes and sizes is at an event with Jennifer & Reese. Two woman who despite their images being captured by everything from the most expensive camera equipment to cell phone selfies always look like themselves. Bird is so far out of their league she’s disappearing.
Imagine being in the room with accomplished actors and thinking you’re on that same level?!? And high as a kite because you’re in the same room?? Not sure about anyone else but no one…and I mean no one I know cares about actors this way. This isn’t the 1950’s and Elvis walks in. Celebrity is so accessible these days that it’s just a profession. It’s not as COOOOO-WWWL as she goes on about. What isn’t cool is being away from your little girl on her first week of school to watch a film and have your picture taken. The way she stands up at the step and repeat like she’s a star is crazy business. Delulu babe! Serious question: What is your take away from this? The experience? What did you give away for this experience? Was it worth it?
And what did she take away from it? Something for the memory bank because that’s so important 🤡 I’d rather have the memories of my kid experiencing her first week of school, not a faraway encounter with celebrities.
I had to add after looking at other pages. One pic is Reese on her page saying it was a nice evening, nothing on Jennifer’s, John Hamm says he hates social media, nothing on Page Six or Apple TV. This is part of their job, putting on smiles, promoting their WORK! Hard work! What was she doing there? They def had real work in the morning selling their show. Maybe Miss Ma’am got another bag-ul, either dressed up or down for her invisible flight home to get back and rot because she’s 40 and tired.
I laughed at her fake emotional video. Using her kid for likes and comments. Oh, Sarah, your kid isn't the first child to go to kindergarten. Nice filter on your kid's face. I guess you have to give your small child big Disney eyes to match your fake filtered face. REAL faces aren't good enough for Sarah Nicole Landry. 🙄
10000% I give her two weeks before the spoiled little brat can’t take the sniffles from L anymore. It’ll put too much of a damper on birdshit living her best grifting free life 🤦🏻♀️
Absolutely delusional. CT has only been trying to get rid of these for a year. Super popular 😂 they to have to be put on sale/clearance and they still can’t sell them.
She talked about her PMDD in this one so I think it’s her I’m barely holding on face just for show. She don’t claim ADHD so she brought up her PMDD to be sure she was front and center during the interview. She also outed a friend saying they have ADHD and flippantly talking about their obsession of the month. It was gross. I’ve not heard this friend share their diagnosis before.
Did she use actual names? I know RR claims ADHD. The PMDD has been mia for quite sometime and still talking about it? She’s out here bragging about alone time and yet has stated she has to be “watched”because she can’t be alone due to her PMDD. The twat can’t make up her mind.
She referenced a very specific new activity that friend is into right now so if someone follows the group of them they know who she’s talking about because I did. I’ve never heard who bird mentioned talk about it themselves, so it seemed really flippant and ignorant the way she talked about them. Bird always sounds so uneducated and lacing in intellectual ability when she speaks. I don’t know how anyone finds value in the things she says.
I know the holes on the side of her mouth are exaggerated by the filters she uses. However, I'm glad that her filler has caused some gaps. Her mouth can't close properly. This causes her mouth to dry out and her gums to recede. You can see it's already started. 😈
They actually didn't look great last night. The announcers and post game analysis were all agreeing that what they saw wasn't what they were expecting. I was shocked as well. Dallas was able to go toe to toe and looked almost better than the eagles. Won't bore yall with my own analysis, but she's not gonna have as much fun this year. Not that she knows or cares about the game too much anyway.
How do people not call her out for being in the US? People are being urged not to travel here because of immigration and CBP. Even Canadians have been detained and sent back. I'm a naturalized US citizen and I'm still nervous about international travel.
She thinks she’s so cool and hip but she always just looks like an idiot lol
Like who cares about your big secret event, the teasing of going to an event is so lame. Like wow you ditched your family to go play dress up for the week, good for you!
You flash skin online as “content” and have a company you pay to get your name on lists so you get one of the spots saved for influencers at events. Big deal. 🤷🏻♀️
It’s crazy how important she acts and thinking she’s on the same level as A list celebrities. Needing a makeup artist and a hair stylist like every camera will be flashing for her. Literally nobody there probably even knew who she was.
Frozen botox and puffy filler face. I get botox but I'm very careful to still have movement and never over inject.. I'm also not a total superficial narc.
Funny thing! Again bird acted like chicken was some new out of the box adventure for her but her sister had (has?) chickens. There are photos of bird 💩 with chickens.
It’s the same as when asked for running advice as though she’d never run before but countless articles and instagram post mentioned running - she even did charity races. And then football - acted like she’d never seen a game & there are tons of photos of her and the fam at CFL games.
If bird loved herself she would not be constantly making up her life. Who lies that much?!
I don’t believe it considering she shares every aspect of her life, even when she showers. I couldn’t imagine lying about being active, an odd thing to lie about.
I really want to understand what look she’s going for lately with this overdone dark and broody type of look. Is it her mask? Does she want to stand out? She looks old!
Her PR company probably had a deal with page 6 or requested the image be included? She isn’t pictured anywhere else. Part of the damage control to try to get another year or two out of the trailblazing birds papaya.
I'm sure her PR agency pushed for inclusion in Page Six. Being on Page Six isn't going to open doors the way she thinks it will. Look at her PAID, flat-footed stomp down the SI runway. That led to nothing. Not one modelling contract. No big modelling agencies came calling. Attending a premiere isn't the deal she thinks it is. It's not her premiere.
As for her attending the premiere, Apple's PR firm included Sarah so they could mark on their little report "The new season was promoted to 2.5 million followers in Canada". Other influencers attended. They are all being used for their numbers and low cost. Sarah covering the premiere costs Apple nothing. Sarah needs to realize she's a number. And we all know that number is mostly bots. She thinks it's her moment; meanwhile, she's just an ineffective free advertising vehicle. In a few years, Sarah will be in for the letdown of her life. PR agencies will ignore her. Brands that once called her "family" won't return her calls. Invites will dry up. People she thought were friends will vanish because she's no longer useful to them. She will have no skills or talent to fall back on. She will lack the emotional self-regulation to survive the lack of attention.
I’ve never even heard of this show before. I don’t even remember Birdshit even talking about it and now that it has been brought to my attention I definitely won’t watch it.
She looks so uncomfortable. Sucking in for dear life, pulling those shoulders all the way back to Canada, the legs like she’s stepping over a puddle. So natural….
The way she thinks she’s hot 🥴 also is it just me or does L talk like a fucking cartoon character?! By no means am I snarking on an innocent child - she’s sadly the victim of her idiot mother
I think that video of her walking down the stairs and her child trying to muster a few words and could only say what she’s been coached to say on camera all her young life is a clear indication that she needs to stay home once in a while and teach her something. That poor child.
The poor child had to learn her lines and then Mommy films her feet clomping down the stairs - I can see her pointing at the child and starting to mouth the words . I wonder how many takes it took!
What kills me is if she just dressed like a normal person there would be a lot less to snark about! She’s not unattractive, but everything she does is so vulgar and trashy it makes her just gross.
I love how annoyed she got that she had to stop filming bc the dog was barking and someone was ringing the doorbell. So sorry to interrupt your important filming of yourself shoving a PB cup in your face 🤪
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crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 348d
This video of poor little lemon having to act one last time before going off to school. She looked so lost and confused on what she was meant to be doing, she was probably wondering why nobody was following her out the door while mommy is directing in the background telling her to go out the door, she seemed so hesitant :( I feel so bad for her, so glad she’s off to school away from this but she’ll probably be looking all day for directions and a camera.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 348d
Bird is disgusting for this. L’s little head would have already been full of so much processing and to add this “work” in to start her day is just so gross. If these influencers call what they do “career jobs” then bird put her little girl to work on a morning that should have been just for her. It should have been calm and happy but instead it was all for her ass of a mother. I’m so glad L gets to escape to school!
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 348d
I was disappointed to see the other kids participating in the send off scene. Probably promised McDonalds!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 348d
I feel M obeys to everything these days when she was the one who never wanted to be photographed. The other two probably just got caught up in it today just for lemon.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 348d
M is also starting to post in a style similar to her Mom on IG.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 348d
That really makes me sad.
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 347d
Stoppppp seriously!?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 347d
I wonder if she is still calling herself a hairstylist/colourist now that she’s in Uni.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 347d
Well that’s sad, I always thought she wasn’t like that considering she never wanted to be shared in the first place
Their mother is a terrible influence
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 347d
I said a while back that M seems to have inherited the obsession with attention. Not surprised.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 347d
Posted within days of each other. This woman needs a mental health intervention. In one she looks every inch her age (and is still edited to the gods), in the other she's made herself look like her own 20 something daughter. This woman is unwell.
Lalaland@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 346d
Filming 🍋 at school waving to kids! I would be LIVID if she filmed my child attending JK and shared with her followers.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 346d
I think the “friends” she was waving to was a duck in someone’s garden, like her bestie the porch goose not actually real people 🤷♀️
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 346d
Those shimmery tights she loves so much don’t fit into her shoes! Her fashion failures are legendary
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 346d
Inspo: kids dance recital, circa 1995
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 345d
The wizard sleeves!! Magician’s assistant costume!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 344d
Hopefully the wizard will make her disappear!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
Wears them to cover up her imperfections because she's so confident.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 346d
Her brain has zero cells left.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
I don't think it started with any in the first place. Stop giving yourself credit, bird
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 346d
What an absolute imbecile 🥴
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 346d
Ew
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 345d
Maybe it's my own insecurity because as a 39 yr old I'm obsessed with keeping as much muscle tone as possible, so it is the first thing I notice.... but I've never seen so little muscle in someone who is flexing. Her quads and triceps should be pronounced as hell in that position. Runs and lifts daily lol
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 345d
I don’t see anything wrong with her legs because mine look like this. I think the problem is she filters herself to have twig like legs but in reality this is what they look like. She’s a mind fuck and it blows my mind she filters herself into a completely different person but then posts pictures like this which are more true to her real self.
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 345d
Oh no, of course there is nothing wrong with her legs or yours. The problem is she lies. She has filtered leg muscles on herself, claims to run, and strength train daily. She filters stick thin legs when she feels like it. And exactly how you said, is a total mind fuck. The whole point she is trying to make is to love yourself and she does anything but. All lies , filters and smoke and mirrors.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 345d
No muscle tone whatsoever. Yikes
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 345d
Even less now. This was almost a year ago
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 345d
Exactly what happens when you starve yourself and don’t exercise (I know first hand)
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 344d
Have you read the article? They say it’s an ‘exclusive’ interview! I find that incredibly hikarious. The whole thing reads like she’s paid to have this article done - the same way she pays for the Yahoo News features. I also believe this is the first thing that’s come from her US agency that she said was going to change her life.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 344d
It does look paid. She's also gearing up for her new grift. Redefining age. Once again, Sarah Nicole Landry is going to save us all by taking off her pants. 🤣
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 344d
What “hard” moments?! She wouldn’t know the real struggles and hardship of a woman or mother, if it slapped her in the face. Doesn’t have a real job, responsibilities and everything is handed to her. Every woman CAN do it, she can’t.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 344d
THIS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 344d
What are the hard moments? When she had to settle for a grifted trip to Mexico instead of another Disney cruise? She’s a fucking joke. She Isn’t redefining squat.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 344d
Maybe she found her trip to the Bahamas hard since she didn’t know the women well and felt excluded. Or perhaps filming Traitors was difficult because she didn’t always know where the cameras were and what parts of her body she should hide.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 344d
“If I did it then maybe they will believe they can too”….. WHAT DID SHE DO? What is she doing that women are coming in groves to also do? Wear a bikini?!? Really, what is she talking about? The words and the picture in this post made no sense. She’s made up to the hilt and then the next screen she’s saying that women don’t care anymore, they are ripping off their shapewear and just being themselves. What a mish mosh message! Figure yourself out. Which is it? You’re having your hair and make up done and then saying you showing up authentically. No ma’am. No you aren’t.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 344d
There is absolutely not one authentic thing in anything she does or how she presents herself. She can’t even keep her lies straight. Her Traitors appearance is going to be revelatory!
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 344d
“Exclusive” interview regurgitating the same old shit 😆
No_really_why@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 344d
Was this that “life changing” photoshoot she did in NY last year?
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 344d
I think it is - those pics seem very familiar to me
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 344d
The way she does her make up in these photos make her look hardened. It ages her, the same way she was done up at the SI party. She looks more like a 55 year old who got a lot of work done to look young. Think 90s soap opera and plastic surgery. She doesn’t look healthy, strong or youthful. Who would admire her?
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
How funny that the woman with 100 different faces and shapes and sizes is at an event with Jennifer & Reese. Two woman who despite their images being captured by everything from the most expensive camera equipment to cell phone selfies always look like themselves. Bird is so far out of their league she’s disappearing.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 341d
Imagine being in the room with accomplished actors and thinking you’re on that same level?!? And high as a kite because you’re in the same room?? Not sure about anyone else but no one…and I mean no one I know cares about actors this way. This isn’t the 1950’s and Elvis walks in. Celebrity is so accessible these days that it’s just a profession. It’s not as COOOOO-WWWL as she goes on about. What isn’t cool is being away from your little girl on her first week of school to watch a film and have your picture taken. The way she stands up at the step and repeat like she’s a star is crazy business. Delulu babe! Serious question: What is your take away from this? The experience? What did you give away for this experience? Was it worth it?
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
So well said!!!
And what did she take away from it? Something for the memory bank because that’s so important 🤡 I’d rather have the memories of my kid experiencing her first week of school, not a faraway encounter with celebrities.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 341d
The only memories 🍋 will have of her childhood will be how absent her mother was for a majority of it.
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
I had to add after looking at other pages. One pic is Reese on her page saying it was a nice evening, nothing on Jennifer’s, John Hamm says he hates social media, nothing on Page Six or Apple TV. This is part of their job, putting on smiles, promoting their WORK! Hard work! What was she doing there? They def had real work in the morning selling their show. Maybe Miss Ma’am got another bag-ul, either dressed up or down for her invisible flight home to get back and rot because she’s 40 and tired.
frosty_ad_3723@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 349d
I can’t believe she’s sending her to school finally tomorrow!
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 348d
Wonder how long before she pulls her because she gets sick
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 348d
I laughed at her fake emotional video. Using her kid for likes and comments. Oh, Sarah, your kid isn't the first child to go to kindergarten. Nice filter on your kid's face. I guess you have to give your small child big Disney eyes to match your fake filtered face. REAL faces aren't good enough for Sarah Nicole Landry. 🙄
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 348d
You NEED to IGvsreality this one!!!!!!! Holy shit, what a slip of a filter and drastic contrast
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 348d
Eyes and nose.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 348d
She's such a plain Jane
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 348d
Lmaooooo this is incredible
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 348d
Lmfao. Good catch. This is one for the books
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 347d
She’s trash
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 348d
10000% I give her two weeks before the spoiled little brat can’t take the sniffles from L anymore. It’ll put too much of a damper on birdshit living her best grifting free life 🤦🏻♀️
No_really_why@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 348d
She acted so sad… yet shipped her kid off to her mom’s daily. Give me a break.
cookiefleck@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 348d
Sad for 30 seconds, then back to downvoting Reddit and streaming teen dramas.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 344d
An “office” she can retreat to so she can stare at herself some more.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 344d
Why tf does she tag hella famous people?! Like who are you shitbird?! Sit tf down, nobody knows who you are
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 344d
Desperate for attention as always
We all saw how desperate she was for Kylie Kelce to notice her 😂
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
Absolutely delusional. CT has only been trying to get rid of these for a year. Super popular 😂 they to have to be put on sale/clearance and they still can’t sell them.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 346d
So popular there's still a full shelf of them after a year...................
Jojothesemiinvincible@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 346d
Jokes on her. They are 14.95 at my local CT. And the shelf is still full
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
So popular but still on shelves+? Sure
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 349d
Is consent still annoying?
https://imgur.com/a/s2iqsY6
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 349d
She's brutal
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
I’m sure she’s just showing everyone her new necklace! /s This is another tragic dress choice for a big event.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
That dress looks like a vagina after 4 kids and her face looks like a trailer park and a pack a day.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
This! Her look lately - I think she’s going for broody and sexy but she just looks aged and overdone.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
She wanted a nip slip so bad
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
The neckline looks like the bibs you put on babies that catch the food that falls out of their mouths!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 342d
Lmao 😂
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
Did she slam a few edibles and throw on a filter? Earth to Bird…..
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 343d
Soulless, dead eyes. She is the bot she buys
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 343d
What in the soft focus is this. Denying the filtering is laughable at this point.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
She talked about her PMDD in this one so I think it’s her I’m barely holding on face just for show. She don’t claim ADHD so she brought up her PMDD to be sure she was front and center during the interview. She also outed a friend saying they have ADHD and flippantly talking about their obsession of the month. It was gross. I’ve not heard this friend share their diagnosis before.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
Did she use actual names? I know RR claims ADHD. The PMDD has been mia for quite sometime and still talking about it? She’s out here bragging about alone time and yet has stated she has to be “watched”because she can’t be alone due to her PMDD. The twat can’t make up her mind.
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 343d
She referenced a very specific new activity that friend is into right now so if someone follows the group of them they know who she’s talking about because I did. I’ve never heard who bird mentioned talk about it themselves, so it seemed really flippant and ignorant the way she talked about them. Bird always sounds so uneducated and lacing in intellectual ability when she speaks. I don’t know how anyone finds value in the things she says.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 343d
If you’re talking about RR she’s had stories talking about her new medication.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 343d
I went and read the transcript and it’s the 🎨🖌️ist she is talking about.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 343d
Wow if I was her I’d be pissed
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 342d
What did she say ?
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 343d
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 343d
Her podcast filter makes her look like a dolphin.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 343d
She looked sooooooo weird here. Freaked me out. She seems so checked out too while listening to the person she’s interviewing
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
For the love of god, can they please have a losing streak so this dickhead will stfu.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 346d
The sides of her mouth hahaha will never not look beyond stupid
GumboYaYa@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 346d
It’s giving canine!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 346d
I know the holes on the side of her mouth are exaggerated by the filters she uses. However, I'm glad that her filler has caused some gaps. Her mouth can't close properly. This causes her mouth to dry out and her gums to recede. You can see it's already started. 😈
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 346d
They actually didn't look great last night. The announcers and post game analysis were all agreeing that what they saw wasn't what they were expecting. I was shocked as well. Dallas was able to go toe to toe and looked almost better than the eagles. Won't bore yall with my own analysis, but she's not gonna have as much fun this year. Not that she knows or cares about the game too much anyway.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 346d
She’s such an idiot. She probably has no fucking clue what’s happening on the field 🤣
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
F off. And get over yourself. That is all 😂
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 342d
How do people not call her out for being in the US? People are being urged not to travel here because of immigration and CBP. Even Canadians have been detained and sent back. I'm a naturalized US citizen and I'm still nervous about international travel.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 342d
I’ve been back and forth to Chicago the last few months with zero issues at a couple different land borders. (She is still a piece of shit though 😂)
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 342d
Ooh I'm from Chicago haha I'm brown though! And we are being targeted 😭 major ICE operations hitting hard this week.
Coconutcamera11@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 342d
I’m so sorry. Just awful. 😢
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 342d
🩷🩷🩷
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 342d
Another cringe worthy transformation video. I honestly can’t stand her facial expressions.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
She thinks she’s so cool and hip but she always just looks like an idiot lol
Like who cares about your big secret event, the teasing of going to an event is so lame. Like wow you ditched your family to go play dress up for the week, good for you!
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
Who can do the instagram vs realty pics?? I’m dying to see past her four pounds of makeup and filters
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 342d
Somebody posted one and it’s still up!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 342d
So what's the big event?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
Not sure. She’s busy taking selfies.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 342d
She thinks she’s such a celebrity
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 342d
You flash skin online as “content” and have a company you pay to get your name on lists so you get one of the spots saved for influencers at events. Big deal. 🤷🏻♀️
I mean - really? Why does she think she matters?
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
She thinks the event is about her. 😂 She's still not getting that she doesn't DO ANYTHING except lie.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 341d
It’s crazy how important she acts and thinking she’s on the same level as A list celebrities. Needing a makeup artist and a hair stylist like every camera will be flashing for her. Literally nobody there probably even knew who she was.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 341d
They didn’t know who she was - the photographer asked her and she had to spell her name! She looked so pissed 😡
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
She look rough and nobody cares what she’s doing! Bots don’t buy!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 349d
She wonders how to get up cuz the dress is to small and she doesn't want her fupa exposed lol
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 346d
#1 fan
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 346d
She couldn’t even mouth the words properly lol
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 346d
She never can!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 346d
So useless
Uterusofsteel@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
Frozen botox and puffy filler face. I get botox but I'm very careful to still have movement and never over inject.. I'm also not a total superficial narc.
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 346d
Same!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 346d
Ew
Coconutcamera11@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 345d
That neck! 🤣😳
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 343d
Oh she’s a “walker girl” now. No mention of those weights she lifts everyday.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
I guess, if walking the mall counts, then she’s a walker girl!
Glowpop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
She probably thinks walking outside to the chicken coop in the backyard counts. Oh wait, does she even still have the chickens
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
cue chicken content soon I’m sure. “shame just sent me this video while away!”
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
Funny thing! Again bird acted like chicken was some new out of the box adventure for her but her sister had (has?) chickens. There are photos of bird 💩 with chickens.
It’s the same as when asked for running advice as though she’d never run before but countless articles and instagram post mentioned running - she even did charity races. And then football - acted like she’d never seen a game & there are tons of photos of her and the fam at CFL games.
If bird loved herself she would not be constantly making up her life. Who lies that much?!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 342d
Soooo true!!! It amazes me how much she lies and gets away with it.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 342d
Doubt it, hubby is hanging out with OTHER chicks, while the big bird is away.....
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 342d
Do you know something or just assuming that’s what happens (because I’d agree)🤔
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 341d
Once a cheater, always a cheater
bellaportuguesexo@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 341d
How you get em is how you loose them!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 342d
I don’t believe it considering she shares every aspect of her life, even when she showers. I couldn’t imagine lying about being active, an odd thing to lie about.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 342d
Oh she runs. In circles, with her lies
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 342d
SO true 👏🏻
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 343d
What is this from?
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 343d
The podcast! You can skim the transcripts without giving her a listen. It’s an interesting look into more of this losers lies.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 342d
Thank you!
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 342d
She’s really outdone herself! I thought the pink one was bad but this one is a whole lot worse!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
Could The Birds Papaya be using filters? /s
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 342d
The Vulcan ear on the left is funny!
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
I really want to understand what look she’s going for lately with this overdone dark and broody type of look. Is it her mask? Does she want to stand out? She looks old!
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 342d
The Birds Papaya video (left), Page six (right)
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Love that apple and the morning show did not post her...
Poofluencers@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 341d
Her PR company probably had a deal with page 6 or requested the image be included? She isn’t pictured anywhere else. Part of the damage control to try to get another year or two out of the trailblazing birds papaya.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d
I'm sure her PR agency pushed for inclusion in Page Six. Being on Page Six isn't going to open doors the way she thinks it will. Look at her PAID, flat-footed stomp down the SI runway. That led to nothing. Not one modelling contract. No big modelling agencies came calling. Attending a premiere isn't the deal she thinks it is. It's not her premiere.
As for her attending the premiere, Apple's PR firm included Sarah so they could mark on their little report "The new season was promoted to 2.5 million followers in Canada". Other influencers attended. They are all being used for their numbers and low cost. Sarah covering the premiere costs Apple nothing. Sarah needs to realize she's a number. And we all know that number is mostly bots. She thinks it's her moment; meanwhile, she's just an ineffective free advertising vehicle. In a few years, Sarah will be in for the letdown of her life. PR agencies will ignore her. Brands that once called her "family" won't return her calls. Invites will dry up. People she thought were friends will vanish because she's no longer useful to them. She will have no skills or talent to fall back on. She will lack the emotional self-regulation to survive the lack of attention.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
Someone started an IMDb "actress" page; Sarah included her stint on Alicia McCarvell's financial podcast (the one that gets 2-4 views).
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 341d
Was this Shames job to do while she’s away 🤪
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 341d
I don't see any pics of her on page 6
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 341d
I’ve never even heard of this show before. I don’t even remember Birdshit even talking about it and now that it has been brought to my attention I definitely won’t watch it.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 341d
She looks so uncomfortable. Sucking in for dear life, pulling those shoulders all the way back to Canada, the legs like she’s stepping over a puddle. So natural….
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 341d
She prob is using that leg tape too.
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 341d
She looks like the villan from Rainbow Rangers. Moustache included. What is goin gon there?
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 341d
🤣 you nailed it!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 341d
You know she was just so giddy to point out that was Bri’s dress and she fits into it since Bri is smaller than her. Too bad it’s super ugly.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 347d
💀 She is actually wearing this out in public.
Rarepotato@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 347d
What in the Blanche Devereaux nightie is happening
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 347d
Hahahhhh ☠️
Richbynameonly@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 347d
The way she thinks she’s hot 🥴 also is it just me or does L talk like a fucking cartoon character?! By no means am I snarking on an innocent child - she’s sadly the victim of her idiot mother
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 347d
M still sounds like a 5 year old when she talks also. I wonder if NK is capable of talking like an adult ever?
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 347d
I think that video of her walking down the stairs and her child trying to muster a few words and could only say what she’s been coached to say on camera all her young life is a clear indication that she needs to stay home once in a while and teach her something. That poor child.
MoonChild@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 346d
The poor child had to learn her lines and then Mommy films her feet clomping down the stairs - I can see her pointing at the child and starting to mouth the words . I wonder how many takes it took!
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 347d
I bet she sounds A LOT different than all the other kids in her class. I honestly cringe listening to her, her mother and NK have ruined that kid.
Lalaland@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 347d
What kills me is if she just dressed like a normal person there would be a lot less to snark about! She’s not unattractive, but everything she does is so vulgar and trashy it makes her just gross.
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 347d
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 347d
She looked so different on Monday compared to today.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
Insert Jesse Pinkman “he can’t keep getting away with this!!” Gif here
I’m sick that she gets away with this unscathed when the evidence of her fraud is so clear!!
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 347d
Small eyes. Totally different face
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 346d
Who's face is that?
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 346d
Maybe Shame performed one of his magic tricks on her face before she left the house or maybe just another Jizz mask facial miracle.
ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 347d
That mop is in shockingly poor condition. She doesn't look like someone who spends HOURS having her hair done each month.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 347d
That dress isn't flattering for her chest. Yikes.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 347d
She thinks she’s such a sex pot 🤣 like who dresses like this to go to TIFF??
Lalaland@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 347d
I’m just not sure why everything is always about sex with her? Like can’t we go to a movie in jeans?
BirdsaLiar@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 347d
Most people would. But she’s a try hard.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 346d
Nobody else that I have seen so far. She looks like a trashy prostitute compared to other women there.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 346d
Bri didn’t look any better lol. Two try hards on the town.
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 346d
I was surprised to see she had her boobs concealed 😆
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 347d
I'd love to see a candid Pic of her in this...
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 347d
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 346d
The way she's standing to alter her body for the photo.......looks like her water just broke
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 347d
Ms. CONFIDENCE had to wear hooters tights to hide those legs. I see you Birdshit
facialSwelling@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 346d
This. 🤣 It's so obvious. I cackled when I saw her wearing them.
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 347d
Lol.... The boob....
Whaaambulence@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 346d
FraudulentFruit1@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 349d
PSA. Do not waste your $$ on the flavored pack of Reese’s at Costco because they are disgusting.
crownofgold6@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 349d
I love how annoyed she got that she had to stop filming bc the dog was barking and someone was ringing the doorbell. So sorry to interrupt your important filming of yourself shoving a PB cup in your face 🤪
Selfabsorbedbarbie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 348d
Such a loser