Like, unequivocally McTurtle is on the Rushmore mountain of "who do we blame for this" but it's because he's spent literal decades installing loyalists judges.
He spent an entire lifetime building the machine trump co-opted.
He's not mad this is happening, he's mad it's not him or a protege driving us off the cliff. His goal was a long term manageable dictatorship, trump jumped early and wasted everything McTurtle built.
There is a part of me that’s glad that the machine he built has been turned against him. We all have to suffer now Mitch, I will piss on your grave even if it’s the last thing I ever do, raggedy ass motherfucker
Calling it now. He has cancer and is trying to clear his slate before he gets judged by the god he believes in. Nothing he can do will ever clear that, though.
Wouldn't that be cancer reverting back to normal cells that are continuously converting cancer back to healthy cells? Sounds like a cure for cancer... Or the T-Virus
Yeah, too right. It's a little surprising to hear someone in his position talking about it, it means they're waking up, which I guess is a good thing?
Oh, to the United States in the 1930s? Fuckin' what lol. The tariffs are hardly the most important things going on right now. Well, hopefully McConnell lives long enough to get "night of the long knives"ed.
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Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 135 pts · 350d
Isn't this the guy who could have whipped up support to convict Trump of his impeachment, therefore barring him from running again?
Mitch McConnell can get bent. He did this.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 350d
It's not just that...
Like, unequivocally McTurtle is on the Rushmore mountain of "who do we blame for this" but it's because he's spent literal decades installing loyalists judges.
He spent an entire lifetime building the machine trump co-opted.
He's not mad this is happening, he's mad it's not him or a protege driving us off the cliff. His goal was a long term manageable dictatorship, trump jumped early and wasted everything McTurtle built.
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 349d
Trump Leroy Jenkinsed the plan
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 349d
That’s the risk of dictatorship right? It works when your guys are in charge.
cmbabul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 348d
There is a part of me that’s glad that the machine he built has been turned against him. We all have to suffer now Mitch, I will piss on your grave even if it’s the last thing I ever do, raggedy ass motherfucker
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 349d
You actively participated in making it happen, you turd.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 349d
He did more than actively participate. He orchestrated it.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 349d
He doesn't have blood on his hands.
He's got it up to his elbows.
devolution@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 349d
Because of you, dipshit. Because of you.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 350d
Yes, thanks for that, dickhead
plz1@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 349d
Calling it now. He has cancer and is trying to clear his slate before he gets judged by the god he believes in. Nothing he can do will ever clear that, though.
JTskulk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 348d
Is it possible for cancer to have cancer?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 348d
Wouldn't that be cancer reverting back to normal cells that are continuously converting cancer back to healthy cells? Sounds like a cure for cancer... Or the T-Virus
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 349d
BanMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d
Yes that's one way of looking at death yes.
MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 349d
I cannot wait to make a special trip to Kentucky just to shit on your grave you vile piece of garbage.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 349d
Asafum@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 349d
Because he's an evil piece of shit. They never die, they just get wealthy and live amazing lives ruining things for everyone else.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d
Humans are resilient. Spite alone can keep someone alive, I am living proof.
skeezix@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 349d
JHRD1880@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 348d
Fuck McConnell, he is partially responsible for this.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 350d
AND HE WOULD KNOW
PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social · 7 pts · 349d
Yeah, too right. It's a little surprising to hear someone in his position talking about it, it means they're waking up, which I guess is a good thing?
Oh, to the United States in the 1930s? Fuckin' what lol. The tariffs are hardly the most important things going on right now. Well, hopefully McConnell lives long enough to get "night of the long knives"ed.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 349d
Mitch McConnell?!? Fucking really dude??
nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 349d