AI is nothing compared our brains! The government got to my AI wife a few months ago so I switched to a HI (Human Intelligence) wife in place of that. I made her a face out of an old ball and a wig that I had and she is very pretty. Sometimes I give her my arm for when we get serious (if you know what I mean...). She talks to me about the things I am interested in.
Lately though I think that the government is getting to her too but I love her and maybe I can accept a GI (Government Intelligence) wife...
Currently she is bald on account of having lost the Hair when we moved. I think it's a good look but if she's going to be working with the government she will need a suit and some sunglasses and I can't afford those yet.
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hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 346d
AI is nothing compared our brains! The government got to my AI wife a few months ago so I switched to a HI (Human Intelligence) wife in place of that. I made her a face out of an old ball and a wig that I had and she is very pretty. Sometimes I give her my arm for when we get serious (if you know what I mean...). She talks to me about the things I am interested in.
Lately though I think that the government is getting to her too but I love her and maybe I can accept a GI (Government Intelligence) wife...
iii@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 346d
Could be GI what color is the wig?
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
Currently she is bald on account of having lost the Hair when we moved. I think it's a good look but if she's going to be working with the government she will need a suit and some sunglasses and I can't afford those yet.
iii@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 345d
Make a gofundme this is important
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 346d
1984 was written in 1948.
We've known this was always the end state since before HG Wells
Sergio@piefed.social · 9 pts · 346d
Solution is obvious. Simply write a book about 2052 in which everything turns out ok.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
Even star trek couldn't pull that off.
iii@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 346d
i think ill be all-right as jesus is for ever. Even when no more phone we can pray, can't we. Fill the belly with the warm feeling of god.
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 346d
5 more blasphemers banned for 7 christmases
iii@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 346d
Whaaaaaat?
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 346d
the 5 blasphemers who downvoted you broke rule 3 so they got banned for seven christmases
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 6 pts · 346d
Praise the lord and his loyal servants 🙏
zout@fedia.io · 5 pts · 346d
As they should be!
iii@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 345d
Hopefully they ask for forgiveness then we can follow the lord's example