PARADÖX

I had a joke about IKEA, but I’m still putting it together.

And a normal hex key for assembly

I am guessing Jeblo is also an explicit way to say exploded in Polish.

Related to the Polish mines that were found at IKEA

According to the reports, soldiers failed to unload part of the train carrying over 1,000 tons of explosives in total, and the anti-tank mines continued to circulate around the country before they went missing.

Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”

See, it seems like a good deal, but what they don't tell you is that you need to purchase an extra dimension too and getting that installed is a huge pain in the ass!

That's what their stuff always looks like when I put it together

Anyone have spare infinity nuts? Mine came with -7 instead

The famous 3 by 4

I had an extra first item

I believe the ö is not used in Swedish an ø might have been more appropriate, other than that this is fabulous.

Customer rating: negative - it's contagious and some guy named Nyarlathotep came knocking; he wants his furniture back.