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3 traffic lights: A green one labelled "go", a yellow one labelled "yield" and a red one labelled "stop"
"but on bananas it's just the opposite"
3 bananas: A green one labelled "hold on", a yellow one labelled "go ahead", and a red one labelled "what"

(fun fact this is the first image i posted on reddit's 196, also the first image i posted to lemmy's 196 except that one ended up being the wrong one)

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18 Comments

dingus@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Wasn't this a Mitch Hedburg joke?

Yes, yes it was.

Fuck, maybe I watch too much Dr. Katz. Nah, no such thing, I need my Jon Benjamin fix.

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"Somebody once said to me 'This is a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger! 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

RIP Mitch

dingus@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y

He was with us for such a short time, but what he produced in that time was legendary.

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Decoy321@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Fun fact:

Red bananas are actually real.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_banana

ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

what

Wollang@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

LTFRANTZ@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

They are also softer and sweeter than the yellow Cavendish varieties, some with a slight raspberry flavor

Excuse me how are these not in every grocery store, that sounds amazing.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

They're really good too.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Personally, I like bananas when they're still a little green. Once the last of the green is gone, I don't really enjoy the flavor anymore.

stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

..but they just get sweeter man! I’m sorry but I think I may have to expose your true identity as satan :/

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y

That's the problem, they get too sweet, I like my bananas to have that tinge of sourness.

akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I do hate it when my banana turns red

(also great transcription)

ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

(also great transcription)

thanks! went through all my old posts and transcribed them to the best of my ability. it's better 2 months late than never

itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

There are actually red bananas, and they're pretty good!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_banana?wprov=sfla1

akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

til

Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Green bananas are tasty though

dingus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Fried plantains.