Isn't it kinda weird how poop isn't considered a bodily fluid...

...until it is.

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Bodily non-newtonian fluid

spykee@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y

It is, and always has been a colloid.

zout@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Poop is one of those rare things that can be a solid, a liquid and a gas at room temperature.

Resol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe it's supercritical?

zout@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y

It can be super critical, that's for sure!

Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe it's a plasma

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y

It is after Mexican food

normalexit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Schrodinger's shit

dhaonna_aontaithe@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

Because... it's a solid unless it's near diarrhea?

Regna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

And it still isn’t.

r00ty@kbin.life · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think the only way to be sure, is to try to take more than 100ml past airport security.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Hey officer, thanks for the pat down. But I think you forgot to check one vessel 😏😏🥴

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Actually that's where you're wrong. Can 1,000,000 percent confirm, fml

Carvex@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

If I shit liquid runs on the floor in a walmart, I want you to stand there and tell the cleanup crew it’s a solid and just pick up the turd.