Are we still posting weird eggs?

My Buff Orpington laid this one yesterday. She often lays "oddly" textured ones but this is the weirdest by far.

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null@lemmy.nullspace.lol · 31 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Aw, in just a few weeks it'll hatch into a beautiful baby scrotum.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d

Yay, twins!

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 350d (8 replies)

Lemmy see if i can find some pic i took a few years ago. Gonna edit this comment in a minute.

Here ya go. This was laid by a fully grown chicken that usually laid completely normal eggs.
Comparing against my hand this thing was something like 3.5cm long.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 350d (1 reply)

What's it like living with low-resolution hands?

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 349d

Its very easy to cut yourself on the sharp edges but you learn to live with it.

lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 9 pts · 349d

Our latest addition to the flock has just started laying. They are sooooo cute!

Normal egg for scale

zout@fedia.io · 5 pts · 350d

One of our (Brahma) chickens lays eggs like this. She also walks with a limp.

MelonYellow@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 349d (1 reply)
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 349d

Fingerprints... because we live in a society sadly :(

clif@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d (1 reply)

O! We have one that occasionally lays tiny eggs as well. I'm not sure which one it is because they share nesting boxes but a tiny egg shows up about once a month.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 349d

These ones were free to walk around the farm but they always returned to their own specific nest box at night :)

over_clox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 350d (3 replies)

Egg

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 349d

Schorsch@feddit.org · 5 pts · 350d

Egg... Egg... Ex... ter... mi... EXTERMINATE!!!

0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 350d

Whoooah an egg comes out of a chicken!

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 350d (3 replies)

There is a backyard chickens sub Incase that interests.

I had an egg similar to this last week, wasn't sure why, normal before and after but just one egg.

MontyGommo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Do you happen to have a link to the sub? Always have more time to talk about the ladies!

clif@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d

Looks like I had already joined it but forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 350d (1 reply)

That looks like it hurt.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d

Speaking from experience?

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d

Reminds me of when we took our boy cat in for neutering. The vet commented that he had a lovely set of plums on him. I said if she liked them she could have them and received an elbow in the ribs from my wife.

SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 350d

Oh nooooo the eggs have breached Lemmy! 🥲

Nougat@fedia.io · 5 pts · 350d

I cannot be convinced that that is not Silly Putty.

mienshao@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 350d (1 reply)

HATE that egg.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 350d

You spelled ate wrong.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 350d (1 reply)

Did they poo out two eggs at once? Whenever my chickens form two eggs at once, they smoosh together and come out like that.

clif@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d

No, just the one. Most of the time the eggs this one lays are a little wavy towards the tip but this one is a bit crazy.

savvywolf@pawb.social · 2 pts · 349d

This is what happens if you eat too much fibre.

littlewonder@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d

No trans people clowning in these comments? I'm disappointed.