Jesus once participated in a long distance race and came in second. Behind the goal line, he approached a bystander and asked when the other guy had arrived. The bystander said...

... about a few minutes BC.

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Veraticus@lib.lgbt · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I was expecting a second coming/coming in second joke!

lobut@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

I was expecting a John came forth or something. I'm happy with this :)

udon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I know it's terrible, sorry :D