[CSS] So I'm learning CSS now

(But hey at least I don't use Tailwind nor any of those MBA hallucination scams.)

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maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 354d (11 replies)

CSS

Programmer

๐Ÿค”

ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 354d (1 reply)

Damage@feddit.it · 24 pts · 353d

That meme format is used for questions where the assumed answer is "no"

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 354d (8 replies)

Hey now, CSS has variables, scopes, conditionals and calc()! The only thing I can't find is goto.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 354d

If it doesn't have goto, it's not a real language

Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 353d (5 replies)

CSS isn't a programming language. Programming languages are logical, follow sensible rules and provide consistent output.

lime@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 353d

malbolge is a programming language

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 353d (2 replies)

Got it, JS is not a programming language then!

adminofoz@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 350d (1 reply)

At least we can all agree about something.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 353d

Object.is(NaN, NaN); // -> true

NaN === NaN; // -> false

Object.is(-0, 0); // -> false

-0 === 0; // -> true

Object.is(NaN, 0 / 0); // -> true

NaN === 0 / 0; // -> false

!![] // -> true

[] == true // -> false

!!null; // -> false

null == false; // -> false

0 == false; // -> true

"" == false; // -> true

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d

The only thing I canโ€™t find is goto.

There you are then.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 354d (1 reply)

*But you admit CSS is programming!

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 353d

Why didn't I think of this one ::before!

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 354d (8 replies)

I saw those websites with games made only with html+CSS and am really, really motivated to learn webdev now.

moseschrute@piefed.social · 8 pts · 354d (6 replies)

Oooo can you post a link?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 353d (1 reply)
moseschrute@piefed.social · 4 pts · 353d

Incredible!

Edit: Tailwind unlocked

Edit: Beat the game

Lazycog@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 353d (2 replies)

Soulslike CSS game: https://csshell.com/

It's not an actual "CSS game" but instead drives the most competent CSS person over the edge.

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 332d (1 reply)

omg I barely made it past the second test it's ANNOYING XD

Lazycog@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 332d

YUP I gave up quickly! it's truly a CSSHell lol.

wieson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 353d

Search for "social democracy" for example

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 353d

Do so! It's fun. You can do things like trying to write a long text into a narrow box without it overflowing!

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 353d (1 reply)

html and css are art forms, not programming. I have a lot respect for people that can use them and stay sane. Or, at least I would have respect if I ever met a sane one.

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 353d

...I'm sane!

finitebanjo@piefed.world · 9 pts · 354d
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Damage@feddit.it · 8 pts · 353d (3 replies)

Spent yesterday programming a Word document

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 353d (2 replies)

When you could have spent it programming an Open Document Writer document instead? For shame!

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 353d (1 reply)

real ones use netscape composer

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 353d

...To edit a binary? ๐Ÿ‘€

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 353d

worst css programmer you've ever heard of so far

python@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d (3 replies)

Godspeed! I can't even handle Tailwind yet since I'm so used to MaterialUI's stupid styling system. Gotta break out of those proprietary systems and rawdog CSS one day, but today is not that day yet...

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 353d (1 reply)

But MaterialUI is pretty :c

python@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 353d

It's beautiful and very handy, if you use it exactly like they want you to! Getting it to play nice with custom components is so fiddly though ;_;

lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 353d

I've heard that Svelte is the antithesis of Tailwind. No idea how true that is because I haven't even gotten there yet.