It's not even a spell! The somatic component is listed as "the amount of ketamine you intend to summon"! You're not even a Wizard, you're just addicted to ketamine!
The room darkens, there is a crack of lightning, and a cloud of smoke erupts from the circle. As the smoke clears the silhouette of a primate becomes visible. As your eyes adjust to the light you recognise the primate as none other than Elon musk.
Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.
Do you think he's hit the glass yet?
I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.
17 Comments
nonagonOrc@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 358d
Yeah but now it requires two spellslots. Damn wizard council
Tommelot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 358d
The ket spell was always there
scrion@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 358d
The ket spell is a cantrip.
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 358d
It's not even a spell! The somatic component is listed as "the amount of ketamine you intend to summon"! You're not even a Wizard, you're just addicted to ketamine!
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 358d
The room darkens, there is a crack of lightning, and a cloud of smoke erupts from the circle. As the smoke clears the silhouette of a primate becomes visible. As your eyes adjust to the light you recognise the primate as none other than Elon musk.
What will you do?
halvar@lemy.lol · 29 pts · 358d
I. JUST. TOLD. YOU. KETAMINE. APE. WAS. BANNED. MOTHERFUCKER.
unknown@piefed.social · 10 pts · 358d
Make sure the musk primate is watching while we tape the ketamine to a frisbee and fling it off a cliff.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 358d
The musk issues a blood curdling roar and charges after the ketamine head first off the cliff.
unknown@piefed.social · 7 pts · 358d
I cast sharp rocks.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 358d
A mysterious clocked figure seems to apparate out of the aether. The witch casts broken glass on top of your spell augmenting it.
The witch introduces herself as Vivian and hands you a fat stack of cash.
unknown@piefed.social · 4 pts · 358d
Yo Viv, you got any change? Coins are easier to aim, hurt more too. Then again, if I glue the cash to my sharp rocks... hmm I seem to only have sand in my pockets, I'm a terrible wizzzard.
Do you think he's hit the glass yet?
I have a dexterity roll to make and some now ironic soon-to-be-corpse desecration to commence with.
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 358d
What's important is that the gorilla has to wait at least 15 minutes or 150 rounds of combat for the ketamine to kick in. edit: typo
https://www.talktofrank.com/drug/ketamine
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 352d
all this does is encourage you to keep it around at all times.
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 349d
If that's how people want to spend their days, that's on them. But they won't be invited to the next wizard war.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 358d
Fighting fire (Elon Musk) with fire (ketamine apes).
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 358d
Why does horse tranquiliser make animals freak out
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 356d
They were too busy finding out if they could, they didn't ask if they should.