My First Born Son | $15,000 NSFW

After years of trying, my state-sanctioned wife finally gave birth to our first son! He's already talking!

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6 Comments

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 335d (3 replies)

Is this still available?

eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 335d (2 replies)

Yes, he’s still available. Are you interested?

dxc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 335d (1 reply)

I'm interested but I can only do like 100 bucks

I'd be willing to trade for someone else's son of equal or greater value.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 335d (1 reply)

What's wrong with it?

How dare you.
My son is perfect, Daddy just needs the cash to buy cigarettes and Pepsi.