Takeout

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10 Comments

bloodfoot@programming.dev · 36 pts · 338d (3 replies)

It's take out when it's a cesarean.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 337d (2 replies)

That’s when you pour dressing on the baby, no?

kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 337d (1 reply)

Well yeah but also croutons and Parmesan cheese

klemptor@startrek.website · 8 pts · 337d

Doesn't the baby already come covered in parmesan cheese?

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 18 pts · 338d

"Worf, this is not the right time to test your hypothesis!"

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 338d

Because the deliverywoman is doin' all the work.

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 337d (2 replies)

"Its not... delivery... its die-gorn-o!" - Capt Kirk

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 337d

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 335d

Thanks for the inescapable mental image. Now I have to run to Nightcafe and waste credits making a Gorn baby made of pizza with a horrified Kirk delivering it.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 3 pts · 336d

Excuse me, I will be away on Earth, visiting my parents.