Worst part of this product is that it would require the use of a cup, or an exceptionally high pain tolerance. Oh, and/or maybe a crotch-strap to prevent bouncing with every step.
Then there's the people who would assume there's a hole in the back, mingling the contents with wang, and the people who would make them all-too-often right.
Thanks for reminding me to check that I had shared this post with certain friends of mine. I was certain they would be placing orders by now. Yes, even the girls, especially the girls.
8 Comments
tehWrapper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 360d
Imagine running in that thing.. be like being punched in the nuts over and over.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 358d
Now I'm sold.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 358d
Yeah, I was just thinking I could put a metal weight in that and have some fun
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 360d
That’s a power move.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 360d
Worst part of this product is that it would require the use of a cup, or an exceptionally high pain tolerance. Oh, and/or maybe a crotch-strap to prevent bouncing with every step.
Then there's the people who would assume there's a hole in the back, mingling the contents with wang, and the people who would make them all-too-often right.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 360d
This is why I need you on my engineering team. /s
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 359d
Thanks for reminding me to check that I had shared this post with certain friends of mine. I was certain they would be placing orders by now. Yes, even the girls, especially the girls.
zer0hour@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 359d
sweet coin purse