in 3 weeks it's world egg day

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22 Comments

Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (5 replies)

EGG

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Thank you for engaging with my egg content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Masturbate probably.

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm sorry, was I asking you? I mean... I did, just not here!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What was the question?

I don't remember.

drspod@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sitting on this rn: 🥚

Thank you for engaging with my egg content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Thank you for creating world egg content!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Thank you for engaging with my worldly egg content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm going to go to bed early and listen to the fireworks!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You don't want to watch the fireworks with your eyes too?

No!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Thank you for creating egg juice content!

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Thank you for engaging with my juiced content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?

cathfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe I'll create some egg content. It depends if eggs are better than books or not.

Maybe there's a book about eggs out there somewhere!

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Thank you for creating Navy content

pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thank you for engaging with my content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?

Step 1: forage for the eggs
Step 2: remove the hard dry outside part of the egg and get the wet insides in a vessel.
Step 3: whip the wet egg innards.
Step 4: whip too hard and spill the vessel over, making it land on the floor and splash everywhere.
Step 5: cry because you got wet egg juice on your face.

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nice fridget content!

Thank you for engaging with my refrigerated content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?