A surprise, but a welcome one

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18 Comments

Fantomas@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 2y (14 replies)

Who hopes for 12,002 spears?

McJonalds@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)

almost positively certain this guy hoped for 12003

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 17 pts · 2y

It's obviously 12001 tho

reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He could have just hoped for "more than 12,000" spears.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In that case, 6001 spears would have been "more than half".

reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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ivanafterall@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Your mom.

uphillbothways@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

Look, she has needs, okay. She's a nice lady!

elbarto777@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

Well frankly if you don't hope for 12'002 spears then i don't know what you're doing with your life

blue_zephyr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

A psychopath

demlet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well look who's smarter than a fifth grader.

Fantomas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I also almost never lose when fighting them either. So I think you'll find I'm both smarter and stronger...

Khanzarate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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DaSaw@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

Maye that's a round number in their non-decimal numbering system?

unagi@feddit.nl · 27 pts · 2y

I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

javasux@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought this was gonna be a dick joke lol

reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

6 inches, less than half of what I hoped for

---me, when my grindr date arrives

frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

...but three of us are leaving so make that 5999

fluxion@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

"But you rely primarily on swords, no?"

"True, true. You are a wise king indeed."

FormerlyChucks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

This is a good meme