Trump Gold Card (official gov site)

https://trumpcard.gov/

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53700988

Official gov site. Not hacked. Really.

94 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 325d

Jesus Christ. Am I in a Paul Verhoeven satire about the rise of fascism in the US?

Buy the golden Pedo gold card for a chance to live in a falling democracy!

JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 325d (2 replies)

Mr. President is there a reason it's called the gold card, and not the shitty way that foreigners can buy a citizenship card?

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 325d (1 reply)

I am not opposed to Trump having an unfortunate smelting accident.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 325d

In fact, I insist.

blattrules@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 325d

Needs some penis pill ads to really legitimize it.

RotatingParts@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 325d (2 replies)

How is this even legal? Who in government should be challenging this?

Dionysus@leminal.space · 18 pts · 325d

They've all been fired and replaced with sycophants.

He literally said he'd do that on day 1. Half the country tried to warn everyone, and the other half cheered him on.

Now we're here.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 324d

Relax they haven't even finished moving the island here yet.

foggy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 325d (1 reply)

How long until it's hacked?

axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

How long after the program goes live til someone with a card printer starts massaging printing these and handing them out to fight ice?

FarrellPerks@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 324d

Man America really does look like a complete fucking joke to the rest of us here in Europe.

I just wish the clown show would stop affecting us all too.

Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 324d (1 reply)

So individuals and corps can buy VISA with this trump card? $1M per person? Who gets the money? Trump?!

And with $5M you can buy 270 day tax free VISA. That sounds fucking insane, come to us and move billion worth of assets and pay zero taxes. Jeesus fucking christ

tehn00bi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

Gotta compete with the Bahamas, Ireland, Panama and every other tax haven.

CatpainTypo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d

Reminds me of President Biff in Back to the Future 2 ruling from his hot tub in the penthouse of his gaudy casino.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d

🤮

BanMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d

Why does it look like an Apple ad from 25 years ago tho? Like exactly. You should be able to buy a PowerMac G3 at the bottom. Weird.

nieminen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Anyone notice how long it took for that one image to paint? Thing must be like 70MB. Far beit for me to expect any amount of web optimisation from this admin

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

Why hire experts when you can let big balls do your tech?