c/nottheonion · by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 333dBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolina https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24rzgrez59ocross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/36200280 Looks like Jesus took the wheel. 63 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 333d
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 333d
planes don't have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d
he miracled away the wheels.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 333d
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 16 pts · 333d
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 333d
Well duh, how was he supposed to get flight hours in the year 20
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 333d
"Jesus asleep at the wheel"
FIFY
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d
Shoulda wrote "Jesus take the yoke."