You know in middle school science they actually had us dissect a squid and attempt dip the pen into its ink and write with it. My group couldn’t seem to get it to work so one of the guys in the group just used to the pen to stab it in the eye and wrote with that instead.
Interesting. But did you know human beings have a sack and something called a pen-is. Perhaps given sufficient research it could be used for the same purpose. Food for thought.
Saw a video of an Asian guy in his canoe with the business end of a squid pointed at his face. He was lightly smacking it and, BOOM, ink bukake. Let's just say there might be a lot more ink in there than you might suspect.
19 Comments
Triumph@fedia.io · 33 pts · 360d
I believe that is a cuttlefish.
e: I no longer believe that is a cuttlefish, having been informed by @mienshao@lemmy.world that it is a Hawaiian bobtail squid.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 360d
No, you're a cutiel fish
mienshao@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d
Incorrect—that is a Hawaiian Bobtail Squid. Cuttlefish have very distinct W-shaped pupils.
Annoys the hell out of me that this is the top comment. Lol
Triumph@fedia.io · 3 pts · 359d
TIL! Thank you! It does look a lot like a young cuttlefish, though.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 359d
Who cares about pens and ink?
Damn things got an HD screen all over their bodies, they don't need ink to write whatever they want all over themselves...
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 359d
This is a cuttlefish, not a squid.
Squids wish they could be cool as cuttlefish
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 359d
They aren't as cool, sure, but they're still covered in chromatophores (and cuttlefish also have ink, so the point still stands anyway).
I just couldn't find a gif of one using them, so I got one of a cuttlefish. 🤷‍♂️
TheBat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 360d
Zuriz@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 360d
Write with weapon.
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 14 pts · 360d
You know in middle school science they actually had us dissect a squid and attempt dip the pen into its ink and write with it. My group couldn’t seem to get it to work so one of the guys in the group just used to the pen to stab it in the eye and wrote with that instead.
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 360d
Wow, cool story bro.
webp@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 360d
Interesting. But did you know human beings have a sack and something called a pen-is. Perhaps given sufficient research it could be used for the same purpose. Food for thought.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 359d
Maybe to write secret letters like with lemon juice and a candle, but this time with an UV lamp instead.
Like Peter Quill said:
shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d
Saw a video of an Asian guy in his canoe with the business end of a squid pointed at his face. He was lightly smacking it and, BOOM, ink bukake. Let's just say there might be a lot more ink in there than you might suspect.
Found it!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sv_zVTNwReU
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 360d
Yo he leaned back into that. Is it still porn if it's non-explicit staged bukake?
Serpent@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 359d
Isn't that a cuttlefish in the picture?
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 359d
It is
mienshao@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 359d
It is NOT. It is a hawaiian bobtail squid. Sheesh lol.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 360d
This is perfection
Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 359d
If you train them to write symbols you show them, wouldn't that make one a calamarigraphist