Breaking News: RocketLab Invent a Functioning Ansible

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/rocketlabcorp.com/post/3lzoye35eok2c

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansible

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ekZepp@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 316d (1 reply)

Pretty sure they can't build faster than light communications, so a phone call from Mars would take from a minimum of 3 min to a max of 22 min to reach us, with the same time to send back a reply. So, maybe a veeeery long chat. Better an email.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 315d

That's literally what the ansible is : a FTL com device.
Whether they really found a way is another discussion, but I'm pretty sure that's what OP is chuckling at.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 316d (2 replies)

Hello, Jane... Are you awake yet?

9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 316d (1 reply)

Man, imagine coming out of interstellar travel rich as hell because Jane was managing your finances while you were dealing with relativity keeping you young.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 315d

One more reason why Jesus wouldn't actually need weekly panhandling at every damn church across the globe. 🤷🏼‍♂️

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 316d (1 reply)

Bring Shevek home you fucks

Alienmonkey@piefed.social · 1 pts · 316d

Maybe we should let him stick around, what could go wrong?

kreiger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d

"In real time" usually means "at light speed", doesn't it?