His divine will be done

559 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 312d (8 replies)

With somebody holding on to you by your asshole?

blave@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 312d (2 replies)

I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 5 pts · 311d

I always go pre-plugged.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 312d

And here I thought those were "15 pieces of flair" all along, but it's "flared" for safety. 🤓

db2@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 312d

I was going to say anyone might have that look on their face with someone treating their butthole like a bowling ball.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 311d

I see you know your judo well.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 312d

With a handful/two handsful of pussy.

village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 311d

How else are they going to keep all the shit in?

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 311d

Just the way God intented

derry@midwest.social · 21 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Oh lawd he coming. Chonky.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 312d

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 312d (4 replies)

I miss buffets. Im in Canada and I used to go with my wife and it was like $25 each. Now it’s about $60 then you have tax and tip on top of that. For two people it’s easily over $150

Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 312d

If you’d like you can lay out several random meals at home and I’ll come sneeze on them so you can feel nostalgic

BombOmOm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 312d (1 reply)

Tip....at a buffet? What the hell are you tipping for?

Even in America that is pretty wtf.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 312d

Because my water doesn't refill itself, and the plates don't walk themselves off the table. I'm not tipping as much, but it's still a tip.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 312d

I remember when I was a kid, there was a buffet place that was $6 / person.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 311d

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 312d

Nuts out for harambee!