Which distro does each penguin from madagascar use?

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AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world · 127 pts · 315d (2 replies)

Skipper is good ol' fashioned Debian.

Private would probably use PopOS or maybe Mint.

Kowalski uses Arch btw

Rico 100% compiles Linux From Scratch. How do you think he got that look in his eye?

ChuckTheMonkey@fedia.io · 48 pts · 315d

Not only Rico compiled LFS, he also wrote the compiler himself.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 315d

I know it's not Linux, but Rico doesn't so he uses Temple OS.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 108 pts · 315d (4 replies)
  • Private uses Mint
  • Skipper used Fedora
  • Kowalski uses Arch
  • Rico has a flash drive with a dozen distros that he coughs up every time he needs to use a computer
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 315d

I'd speculate Ricos flash drive just has TAILS on it

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 315d (2 replies)

Kowalski status report!

"I have broke my system using the AUR"

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 315d

I have used a command that the Arch Wiki calls "unsupported"

Ooops@feddit.org · 5 pts · 315d

So Manjaro...

PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 315d (7 replies)

You are all wrong. They all use Pingo Linux. An abandoned Slovenian linux distro. They're running vulnerable software, but they don't care, they're penguins.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 315d (6 replies)

Slovenija mentioned lets goo!!!!!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 315d (4 replies)

And it's not even about the evil RL version of Morticia Addams this time!

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 315d (3 replies)

Huh?

Care to enlighten me?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 315d (2 replies)

Melania Trump was born in Slovenia, right?

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 315d (1 reply)

Oh that.

Yes she was. And I think her actial name is Melanija

palordrolap@fedia.io · 4 pts · 315d

Wikipedia seems to agree with you. Dropping the J was probably a good idea considering the people who would have to read it on a regular basis, and how J sounds in English.

MrChewy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d

Slovenija bee numero uno es femboyy πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸš©πŸš©πŸš©

N0libri@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 315d

Left to right: Arch - Debian - Linux from scratch or gentoo - hanna Montana

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 315d

Left to right:

Ubuntu

Fedora

Kali

Dual boots Hannah Montana Linux and Gentoo

Bonje@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 315d (1 reply)

Left to right

  • Hannah Montana Linux
  • Debian
  • Arch
  • TrmpleOS
nihilomaster@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 315d

I also thought TempleOS. It's not Linux tho

thelittleerik@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 315d

I love to see the subtle agreement between everyone that Kowalski uses Arch btw

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 315d

Private: Mint Cinnamon
Skipper: Kubuntu
Kowalski: Arch with i3
Rico: NixOS, fully compiled from scratch. Kowalski does not know when he set this up.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 315d

Left to right.

1.Mint

2.Ubuntu

3.Fedora

4.Arch

Andy3153@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 315d (1 reply)
  1. probably some shit like UwUntu
  2. Debian
  3. LFS
  4. some Fedora version he installed like 8 years ago which has not been updated since because he got it into a dependency hell
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d

barges in, knocking out empty bottless tf did ya say 'bout me uwuntu, ya fockin shitten?! Bet ya couldn' tell proper kawaii femboy quality from ye niche femboy wannabes out of all tha mingin' I smell all from ove' 'ere falls unconcious

(-some Nyarch user, probably)

olafurp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 315d (1 reply)

Left to right

  • Windows (not linux)
  • Fedora
  • Arch
  • Kali
alecsargent@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 315d

Thanks for mentioning Windows is in fact not Linux, couldn't figure it out meself.

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 315d

left to right:

  • Ubuntu
  • Debian
  • Gentoo/Arch/LFS (he hops every day)
  • Kali
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 315d

They all use Hannah Montana Linux because every other kind of Linux is for posers. Especially arch, btw.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 315d

Ubuntu | Arch | Fedora | FreeBSD

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 315d

Antartix Linux?

Zannsolo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 315d

Ubuntu - RHEL - Fedora - Arch

kingofras@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 315d

I’m still on Flightless Bird Four Pin Bowling 1.0. Your question is out of the question.

alecsargent@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 315d

By the way the second one looks at the first one, the first one uses Manjaro and the second Arch.

Sorry I forgot the names.

rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 314d

Probably Hannah Montana Linux, came out before the release of the movie too.

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · -6 pts · 315d (2 replies)

None, because they are cartoon birds

alecsargent@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 315d (1 reply)

If you were a cartoon penguin you would use Slackware.

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 315d

I would be too busy warming my baby egg under my penguin tummy paunch