Relationship rules (bf is me, might bite back)

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WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 319d

Mutually assured biting

shoop@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 319d
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 319d (2 replies)

My wife said she dreamed there was a snake on her neck. I was like, why would you bite a snake?

python@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 319d

There is a weird urban legend among reptile keepers that if your snake mistakes you for food and bites you and latches on, you can nibble on their tail to make them let go.
Bob from Greenroom Pythons tried it here (Timestamp around 4:20) and obviously, it did not work.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 319d

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 319d

It's not for "no reason" it's because of love.

death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 16 pts · 319d

Would love to be bitten by (cute) girlfriend.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 319d

chomp :3

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 11 pts · 319d

Feel you, spouse tries to bite my knee at least once every 2-3 days..

Una@europe.pub · 7 pts · 319d

Asserting the dominance :3