This arsehole is actively promoting hazing and bullying as effective training methods. The way he paces back and forth and bounces on his heels while talking, he's clearly coked out of his brain, I assume so he can drink more, given his age I can't wait for his liver and kidneys to pack it in in real time.
Holy raging badgerfuck, that is supernova levels of ignorance, incompetence, and dementia. I’ve no idea how those officers didn’t just up and resign right there out of nausea-inducing embarrassment.
I mean probably, not like I read it. Just looked it up and he indeed published something with "war on warriors" in the title. I was just surprised he would stop to peddle his book in the middle of a 45 minute fascist screed.
I’d buy a book that sucked dick. Not even to use it, it’d be an absolute marvel, the centerpiece to my collection. I’d tell my family to gather ‘round so I could show them my incredible dick sucking book. They’d applaud and cheer, and I’d hand out tissues so they could dry their cheeks. We’d venerate it, spread its splendor far and wide. Those pages would become a guiding light for all of humanity in the dark days ahead.
Unfortunately, his literature was just bland and written with the air of authority of a COD lobby with a woman in it. Not a blowjob in book form, aside from the stink. Not even close
19 Comments
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 43 pts · 309d
Behind the bastards did a good episode on how stupid this fucking book is.
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 39 pts · 309d
This arsehole is actively promoting hazing and bullying as effective training methods. The way he paces back and forth and bounces on his heels while talking, he's clearly coked out of his brain, I assume so he can drink more, given his age I can't wait for his liver and kidneys to pack it in in real time.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 309d
I feel like he expected a chuckle there and they just gave crickets the whole speech
Muehe@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 309d
Yeah he absolutely paused for effect there and it just didn't come. I put a Youtube link with the timestamp in the post body.
don@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 309d
Holy raging badgerfuck, that is supernova levels of ignorance, incompetence, and dementia. I’ve no idea how those officers didn’t just up and resign right there out of nausea-inducing embarrassment.
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 308d
Because he would have replaced them with people who willingly bought his book and then the American military would be fuuuuu...
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 308d
Looks like a tough crowd for that comedian :)
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 308d
Correction: Someone wrote a terrible book for hegseth on that topic.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 309d
So something he had ChatGPT write up for him completely based on buzzwords?
Muehe@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 309d
I mean probably, not like I read it. Just looked it up and he indeed published something with "war on warriors" in the title. I was just surprised he would stop to peddle his book in the middle of a 45 minute fascist screed.
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 308d
That sounds like exactly the kind of thing people from this administration would do.
etherphon@midwest.social · 12 pts · 308d
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 308d
Fascism to function requires constant state of war on something.
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 309d
And it sucked dick.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 309d
I’d buy a book that sucked dick. Not even to use it, it’d be an absolute marvel, the centerpiece to my collection. I’d tell my family to gather ‘round so I could show them my incredible dick sucking book. They’d applaud and cheer, and I’d hand out tissues so they could dry their cheeks. We’d venerate it, spread its splendor far and wide. Those pages would become a guiding light for all of humanity in the dark days ahead.
Unfortunately, his literature was just bland and written with the air of authority of a COD lobby with a woman in it. Not a blowjob in book form, aside from the stink. Not even close
njm1314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 308d
Damn, this mother fucker really gave a pyramid scheme style speech to these people.
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 308d
Fk, I skipped forward after watching a while from the timestamp and there was a sickening orange turd on stage.
Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social · 4 pts · 308d
Jomega@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I'm not sure what feral cats have to do with anything.