c/lemmyshitpost · by simplejack@lemmy.world · 308dDM me for homemade prophecy stones 186 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
notso@feddit.org · 30 pts · 308d
So thats where the term "go suck a bag of prophecy stones" comes from.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 308d
And "go kick cocks".
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 308d
I'm about to report and block for not tagging this as NSFW or maybe porn spam like a couple of post recently, but then i realised this looks like literal poop and it fit just right into this sub.
Chiarottide@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 307d
I'm betting on petrified poop
Zier@fedia.io · 16 pts · 308d
"Petrified turds... get yer petrified turds here!"
tektite@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 307d
That's coprolite!
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 14 pts · 307d
Is this a turd or a dildo? turdildo?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
that's a dildo in a turd, like a turducken
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 307d
When you want the shit to go back in
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 308d
thoae are vegan dildos
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 307d
Even the pale one on top right has a foreskin
falseWhite@programming.dev · 9 pts · 308d
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 308d
Are they organic?
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 307d
At least a couple are orgasmic. Hope this helps!
Someplaceunknown@leminal.space · 5 pts · 308d
I tapped the image thinking it was a video
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 308d
They look like frostbite fingers to me lol
gleb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 307d
why is it warm… WHY IS IT WARM???
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
Prophecy stones require you to heat them up near a campfire and grease them up a bit to work, duh.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 307d
the drill sergeant said you couldn't polish a turd.