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Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 85 pts · 3y (4 replies)

"Are you gonna start cracking horrible jokes now?"

mrbubblesort@kbin.social · 39 pts · 3y

"Oh you're trans? Hi Trans, I'm your kid!"

princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 3y

I’ve joked about this with a queer friend that came out as a trans man. Ended up buying him a dad joke book for his birthday :)

emerging_obscurity@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 3y
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Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y

That's how the kids noticed it before dad came out. They secretly knew he was a he because of his jokes

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Women, don't let this dude fool you into thinking grilling and fishing are gendered activities. Become the bane of all creatures subaquaceaous you were always meant to be.

criticon@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 3y

You can be a man and hate fishing as well

Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

Yeah but women can't, by definition, grill or fish as a man. They can at best, grill and fish.

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

subaquaceaous

subaqueous lmao

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 3y

I actually know more women who fish than guys already.

I don't know any that like grilling, tho... 😔

pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

"Are we going to call you a dad or a father?"

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Gamer.

orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 3 pts · 3y

b a s e d

onichama@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y

daddy

Jerrimu2@startrek.website · 17 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I’d be glad to teach anyone the fine art of grilling. Smoking is the advanced class.

DagonPie@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I was always so intimidated by smoking over grilling but once I started smoking meat the hardest part for me was not drinking a 6 pack and falling asleep on the couch while I wait for my ribs to cook. Now I got into cooking more advanced things on the grill it is MUCH more difficult for me.

Jerrimu2@startrek.website · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I find smoking harder because I am terrible at time management, I usually babysit grilled food so it’s impossible to fuck up.

DagonPie@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I totally get that. I really only smoke stuff when I know I dont have much going on during the day or I’m able to do it during work. But a bluetooth wireless thermometer is incredible. You can even set it to notify you on your phone when it gets to a certain temp. I like to set a timer every time I go to the smoker in case I have to spray/wrap/flip depending on what I’m making.

MrMobius@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 3y

"Are you gonna start grilling?" Damn, kids pick up on stereotypes quite quickly!

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y

Better brush up on dad jokes.

fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair · 1 pts · 2y

Broooooo you gotta get into grilling