If I go crazy then will you still call me superman?

Only if you're alive and well, then I'll be there holding your hand.

But I sense there's kryptonite coming soon...

If you asked me to, sure but your screen name is FreshParsnip so unless you told me otherwise I'd default to that

This question implies that I called you superman before. A presupposition I cannot support based on my empirical experience. However, I am willing to hold your hand if you are alive and well to make sure to ease your troubled mind.

If the turn of the millennium taught us anything, it's that the answer is YES.