sorry, i keep my secrets 😁

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23 Comments

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 38 pts · 327d (4 replies)

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 327d (2 replies)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 327d

Nobody pays $50 to have a garbonzo bean on their face!

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 327d

speak for yourself, I've been beaned by a garbanzo a few times.

arin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 327d

Some like it

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 327d (4 replies)

Basic writing advice

show don't tell

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 326d (3 replies)

show me.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 326d (2 replies)

let's start

💋

ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social · 11 pts · 326d (1 reply)

*sexily sexes the sexy sexer sex*

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 326d

waiting your turn or joining me and kewwwi?

sundray@lemmus.org · 15 pts · 327d (2 replies)

But.. but! ... fine 😑 .

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 326d (1 reply)

Generally, yes, i hear there are two butts involved.

sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 326d

📝 ah-ha! I'll figure this thing out one of these days!

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 327d

Literally 1984

DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 327d

I don't believe you

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 326d (2 replies)

I also.know and I will tell you of you ask nicely

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 326d (1 reply)

I do better with hands on learning. Can you teach me that way?

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 326d

absolutely, just msg me to schedule a tutoring session.

RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 326d (2 replies)

but what if you didn't

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 326d (1 reply)

well i do, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 325d

I heard sharing is caring

WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Hah I know how to deal with situations like this:

PLEASE TELL ME, PLEASE PLEAE PLEASE PLEASE, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WOOF AWRUFF RUFF RUFF PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 299d

sorry, but I think this puppy already knows too much :3