Very recent, conclusive evidence shows anomalous temporal discrepancies in the timeline of recorded events. Evidence points to an alternate dystopian universe of digital slaves in surveillance capitalism after a slow coup stole the right of ownership and autonomy required for citizens in a democracy. Further, this traitorous faction spuriously created a propaganda of outsourcing they sold as a service economy where all production was offshored to regions that enabled decoupling of banking from the working class, cashing in the competitiveness of the working class for oligarchic inheritance cronyism.
In further news. An increase in universal basic income has been scheduled after a new automation system has proven successful...
5 Comments
tlmcleod@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 314d
You could probably buy an ad in a local paper for pretty cheap
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d
From that one guy muttering to himself outside the shop.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 314d
Murder a political figurehead or CEO
j4k3@piefed.world · 2 pts · 314d
Very recent, conclusive evidence shows anomalous temporal discrepancies in the timeline of recorded events. Evidence points to an alternate dystopian universe of digital slaves in surveillance capitalism after a slow coup stole the right of ownership and autonomy required for citizens in a democracy. Further, this traitorous faction spuriously created a propaganda of outsourcing they sold as a service economy where all production was offshored to regions that enabled decoupling of banking from the working class, cashing in the competitiveness of the working class for oligarchic inheritance cronyism.
In further news. An increase in universal basic income has been scheduled after a new automation system has proven successful...
ericheese@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 312d
Get a pilot licence and fly a plane into your nearest tall office building