Say you don't have 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' at home for these occasions? How do you sleep at night?
Just in case here's the instruction: "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
15 Comments
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 349d
โtis but a scratch
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 349d
Merely a fleshwound!
Arghblarg@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 349d
Now, if there were a rabbit by the front doorway, I'd be very scared...
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 10 pts · 349d
Say you don't have 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' at home for these occasions? How do you sleep at night?
Just in case here's the instruction: "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
rolypolyman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
Can I count to six?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 349d
Who says I don't? I play worms, I know wassup.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 349d
Come back! I'll bit yer bleeding legs off!
devolution@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
Rabbit is missing. Fail.
grue@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 349d
Rabbit was a different scene. You could complain that Dennis is missing and it would make the same amount of sense.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 349d
I'm 37 I'm not old!
tinyvoltron@discuss.online · 2 pts · 349d
Well I couldn't just say "Man".
devolution@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d
It's just funnier attributing it to the rabbit. Flesh wound is not as funny in a meme.
ech@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d
Perfect Halloween prank for a quadruple amputee.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 348d
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 2 pts · 349d
I love it ๐