just remember, they move to institutionalize you if you have a concrete plan to kill yourself and it seems you are serious about acting on it - I've talked to therapists about my suicidal ideation and was clear with them about times I had developed concrete plans and was getting rid of my belongings vs just ideation that doesn't translate to any clear plan or action
there might be other ways to get institutionalized, but having an active plan to kill yourself is the main one I know of
Why be suicidal when you can actively spite fate...I refuse to die but the world keeps trying. I know I'll lose eventually on a long enough timescale but I'm going to set every possible high score I can first.
It might sound silly at first but its more of a: I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me attitude on life.
27 Comments
Una@europe.pub · 77 pts · 355d
You can't be hospitalized if you never talk to people :3 meow meow meow meow meow meow
yamyam@piefed.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 355d
but then you dont get the free complimentary grippy socks
Una@europe.pub · 19 pts · 355d
Don't have to, I am Forrest Kitty :3
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 354d
What about forest kitty with grippy socks?
Una@europe.pub · 17 pts · 354d
No :3 meow meow meow
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 354d
Not even these ones?
https://toebeanies.com/
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 354d
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 354d
That’s fair!
Una@europe.pub · 8 pts · 354d
meow meow meow
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 11 pts · 355d
:3
Una@europe.pub · 12 pts · 355d
:3
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 355d
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 13 pts · 355d
Obscenely applicable to basically everything lol
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 355d
This is why you dont go and just bottle it all up. Im so smart
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 355d
You shove it deep down and turn it into tumors
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 355d
and now they’re playing out your bondage fantasy since they now know there’s irresistible mutual attraction between you two
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 28 pts · 355d
Rookie mistake, you have to hold back the truth a little bit. Let them know what your problems are, but not how severe they are.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 355d
Start when you first introduced yourself.
"Hello, it's nice to meet you, my name's Henk and I am not an immediate danger to myself or others!"
This really puts them at ease right off the bat.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 15 pts · 355d
"Hi, I'm Robert, and I'm NOT suicidal!"
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 354d
"My hobbies include not attempting to kill myself!"
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 7 pts · 354d
"I do NOT own a loaded firearm!"
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 354d
Unironically an actual anxiety of mine. >. <
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 354d
::: spoiler content warning: suicide
just remember, they move to institutionalize you if you have a concrete plan to kill yourself and it seems you are serious about acting on it - I've talked to therapists about my suicidal ideation and was clear with them about times I had developed concrete plans and was getting rid of my belongings vs just ideation that doesn't translate to any clear plan or action
there might be other ways to get institutionalized, but having an active plan to kill yourself is the main one I know of
:::
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 354d
socks grippy cuz my head is slippy
Forester@pawb.social · 10 pts · 354d
Why be suicidal when you can actively spite fate...I refuse to die but the world keeps trying. I know I'll lose eventually on a long enough timescale but I'm going to set every possible high score I can first.
It might sound silly at first but its more of a: I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me attitude on life.
Forester@pawb.social · 1 pts · 354d
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 354d
grippy sock jail, truly a location
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 354d
Crazy? I was crazy once…
cutemeowmeow@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 354d
Relatable🥰