c/microblogmemes · by NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 301dCome back in 2 months! 408 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
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yakko@feddit.uk · 30 pts · 301d
Last weekend my kid saw snow in a cartoon and he shouted "NO! IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!"
I guess I'll keep him.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 301d
HALLOWEEN
HALLOWEEN
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
AND DAY OF THE DEAD
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 301d
Sheesh! Look, I don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need...
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 301d
Rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 301d
More like Scrooges that "Bah, humbug!" rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas. No offense.
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 301d
No offense taken or offered.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 301d
grue@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 301d
I've already got some of my lights up.
Because they're programmable RGB lights and I've got them set to Halloween colors, NOT CHRISTMAS!
halvar@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 301d
we still have spooky season to go, which is in fact the only thing stopping the resting old god Mariah Carey from awakening from her slumber
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 301d
Halloween is just the nightmare that comes before Christmas.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 300d
We've not even had gay/goth Christmas yet! (Halloween that is. As a queer goth, I'm a big fan of it)
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 301d
The tiny little BZZZZzzzzz sound effect 😂
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 300d
Every time someone mentions Christmas before December Santa is forced to execute an innocent elf.
Paragone@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 294d
What's really sad, is the most gorgeous Christmas tune I know-of, is by Crissy Hynde & The Pretenders,
where she uses guitar as a kind of bells..
& she wrote it to be "the most depressing Christmas song ever written".
It's about a woman waiting for her husband to return from the war ( Falkland Islands, in that case )..
The catch-of-her-breath, at the end of the song..
Dear madame Hynde, until I found that out, the tune was gorgeous..
Now it's gorgeous+horrible.
Someday I hope .. I don't know, off-duty Leprichauns, or something, .. get even with you for ruining the best Christmas tune in the whole world.
Humbug, woman, humbug.
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