There's such double standards when it comes to pets!
If a dog shits outside, it gets praise.
If I shit outside, I'm told that I'm no longer on the football team.
When a cat or dog snores, everyone (including me) thinks it's adorable.
When I snore, people start yelling and telling me that I've failed my driving test again.
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 331d
There's such double standards when it comes to pets!
If a dog shits outside, it gets praise.
If I shit outside, I'm told that I'm no longer on the football team.
When a cat or dog snores, everyone (including me) thinks it's adorable.
When I snore, people start yelling and telling me that I've failed my driving test again.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 331d
What are you gonna do, call Feline Ressources?
EfreetSK@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 331d
Cat owners are the weirdest .....
C'mon! Bring your pitchforks, I'm not afraid of you!
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 331d
dog owner gets licked on his face thinking its cute
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 331d
Better than being “normal” and lame