Anon gets outplayed

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13 Comments

odium@programming.dev · 132 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."

No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.

yeah easy out

The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check

Master@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is the proper answer, it's a win win either way

cantsurf@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

If you present as a woman, whether you've got a dick or not, Selma approves!

Cjwii@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y

"Your nose, it's too perfect!"

'well I'm going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out...'

This will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. "You must've had a great surgeon. I can't tell."

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.

If you're wrong, they won't likely be as self conscious.

Good advice,

"Oh I didn't know you transitioned, what's it like to not have a penis anymore?" Works every time.

*feign surprise

"I never noticed!"