Joy and anxiety as Hamas and Israel prepare to implement ceasefire deal

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/09/joy-and-anxiety-as-hamas-and-israel-prepare-to-implement-ceasefire-deal

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Ixoid@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 321d (1 reply)

Until 5sec after the last hostage is released, upon which the Israeli Nazis will continue the genocide.

nogooduser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d

Until 5sec after the last hostage is released, upon which the Israeli Nazis will continue the genocide.

Which would obviously be Hamas’s fault somehow.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

So... What's on everyone's bingo card? Who's taking bets?

KatManDoo@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d

THE FABULOUS ADVENTURES OF INSPECTOR BIBI:

"Robbers took hostages in the bank? Time to bomb the bank for 2 years. I'm very smart, I'm israeli"