Hey, who was the genius that decided to take spuds out of the ground (potatoes), nuggets out of a chicken's ass (eggs), spoiled alcohol brew (vinegar), cucumbers soaked in said vinegar (pickles), bigass fish out of the sea (tuna), and call that a salad?
The original crazies weren't the ones that first suckled from the cow's teat, it was the tribes of people that accepted it as normal LOL!
The kind of "pesto" I sometimes make is peanuts, mayo, garlic and spinach, so I can attest for at least 3 of the 4 ingredients you've used here. Maybe blitz it in a blender? Some salt and pepper and lemon juice as well?
It tastes better than roadkill, but not quite as good as fried bacon.
Hard to explain really, other than what it is, a combo mix of all those flavors. Try it for yourself if you want, unless you're allergic to any of those ingredients.. đ¤ˇ
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 337d
And you pinky promise you've had a psychological checkup recently?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 337d
Only 28 years ago..
Hey, who was the genius that decided to take spuds out of the ground (potatoes), nuggets out of a chicken's ass (eggs), spoiled alcohol brew (vinegar), cucumbers soaked in said vinegar (pickles), bigass fish out of the sea (tuna), and call that a salad?
The original crazies weren't the ones that first suckled from the cow's teat, it was the tribes of people that accepted it as normal LOL!
Edit: I declare this Peanut Salad.
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 336d
Yeah these ingredients don't look that far-fetched. Blended together they'd make a great dip.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 336d
-J. Robert Oppenheimer, 1941.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 337d
Grind that all up and you might have a decent dressing.
Rothe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 336d
A kind of pesto in fact.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
Maybe so.. Its not actually half bad, just a bit different. đ¤ˇ
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
I mean if it was blended, I would scoop it with a chip.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
Damn, going by what mess I just ate and tasted, I think you're actually right, it probably would come out as a good chip dip đ
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 337d
The kind of "pesto" I sometimes make is peanuts, mayo, garlic and spinach, so I can attest for at least 3 of the 4 ingredients you've used here. Maybe blitz it in a blender? Some salt and pepper and lemon juice as well?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 337d
Spinach?
Don't give me any ideas, I do have a blender..
Fuck, no spinach âšī¸
Does cabbage work? Maybe with a sprinkle of marijuana?
Squirliss@piefed.social · 2 pts · 336d
I hate you
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d
You're welcome
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
What does it taste like?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
It tastes better than roadkill, but not quite as good as fried bacon.
Hard to explain really, other than what it is, a combo mix of all those flavors. Try it for yourself if you want, unless you're allergic to any of those ingredients.. đ¤ˇ
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 336d
That's quite a range of quality.
just_another_person@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
.........why?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
There is no why really, except for pure randomness.
And yes, I'm eating this mess right now LOL!
Not as bad as I might have thought..
VocationConfining@piefed.social · 2 pts · 337d
I think the real crime is using a Styrofoam bowl at home alone. Use a washable dish!
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
Don't worry, I washed it afterwards.
It was just basically the smallest sort of bowl we had around to test such a food crime.
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 336d
Never commit more than one crime at a time
superfes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
Straight to jail!
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
It's a delicacy yo, it's an acquired taste in some cultures.
I don't know what cultures are growing in this, but I'm eating it...
Maybe I'm a culture of one đ¤ˇ
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 337d
White trash Thai food.