It would be hilarious if, one day, the Nobel Peace Prize was decided by no rules cage fight. Pay per view, of course.

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WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 309d (1 reply)

They gave it to Kissinger after a decade of firebombing South East Asia, murdering a million peasants who only wanted a plot of land to grow rice after a century of French colonial dictatorship, denying the Vietnamese people their basic human right to democracy the entire god damn time.

That was over 5 decades ago. The prize is a joke, decided by oligarchs who are not like us, and do not stand for peace... always has been.

yesman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d

Not to mention that the prize itself was meant to whitewash the reputation of a war profiteer.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d

the winner would be the one that convices the other "we shouldn't fight"

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 309d

You just want to see Trump get his face pummeled in on TV. Don't worry, we all do.

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 309d

This gives me Idiocracy vibes.

Granted the entire...... Everything, is giving those vibes too.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d

Why pay per view? It shouldn't be locked, allow all the world to see why the person deserves the prize.

s38b35M5@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d

...Or to post on shower thoughts

dvoraqs@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 309d

Get ready for the No Bell Piece Prize Battle Royale. "You want a piece of me?"

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 309d

The Nobel Peace Prize, brought to you by Carl's Jr.