I've been reading about some Pueblo tribe's ritual trip to collect salt from salt plane; there is a rock that's a grandmother of gods of war laying to rest on the same trip and turning to stone, and you are supposed to hump her on the way to pay respects. While your grandma who just explained the rite to you waits and probably watches, idk.
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thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz · 43 pts · 319d
Druid: You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna um... Commune. With this tree.
Blubber28@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d
Taking treehugging to the next level!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 319d
Stupid sexy Dryad.
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 319d
I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you...
savvywolf@pawb.social · 9 pts · 319d
* such an easy druid laid out for you.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 319d
Its a good day to be Groot.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 319d
Getting the ent to sit on your face huh
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 319d
Wait a minute, could this be one of the lost entwives?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 319d
That's Peeta from Hunger Games... But female? Is this Katniss? What are they up to?!
M137@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 319d
I just imagine some dude finding this and coming back with a hand drill and some sandpaper (hopefully).
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 319d
Fleshlight sleeve.
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 319d
I've been reading about some Pueblo tribe's ritual trip to collect salt from salt plane; there is a rock that's a grandmother of gods of war laying to rest on the same trip and turning to stone, and you are supposed to hump her on the way to pay respects. While your grandma who just explained the rite to you waits and probably watches, idk.
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d
There's always that one person pushing for a tree-way.
Blubber28@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d
I am disappointed that I did not think of that pun myself. I salute you, good lemming, and hope you have a good day.