Putting the die in diet

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/36454966

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Macallan@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 347d (10 replies)

Based on some quick Googlin, that's about 1,200 calories per day.

Half of which is the wine.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 347d (7 replies)

But thats important so dont even dare suggest consuming smth more nutritional or filling instead.

Macallan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d (4 replies)

What's a vegetable?

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 347d

Those things rabbits eat

plz1@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d (2 replies)

Chickens eat vegetables, and they make eggs. So the veggies are intrinsic.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 347d (1 reply)

Chickens eat bugs, and bugs are outside, so the logic is sound.

plz1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d

I thought they mostly ate corn. At least the factory farmed ones in the US..

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 347d

It's a diuretic. You'll pee out a bunch of water weight and think the diet worked better than it did.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 347d

Hear me out: replace some of the white wine with whiskey, red wine, LSD, xanax

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 347d (1 reply)

You can cut out the steak and eggs and just double the wine to make it even healthier.

Macallan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d

I like the way you think.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 41 pts · 347d (1 reply)

It's good that they remembered the black coffee at the end of the day to help you sleep.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 347d

Really helps with the night terrors

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 347d (3 replies)

A family member once did the hot dog, eggs, and banana diet. They could have unlimited clear liquids (water, coffee, tea, etc) but day 1 you only ate hot dogs, day 2 was only eggs, day three was only bananas.

I cannot think of a worse way to spend three days.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 347d (2 replies)

I did the infamous military diet for a month as a 15 year old. Can't call anyone else stupid now

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 347d (1 reply)

What's the military diet? MREs and marching?

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 347d

A stupid 3 day diet. MREs and marching remain optional.

MrMcGasion@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 347d

I spent a week in my early 20s eating nothing but doughnuts to spite my aunt who had ranted about how it was "impossible" eat doughnuts and lose weight. I was limited to 4-5 doughnuts a day to keep the calories low enough to noticably lose weight over the week. And I let myself have black coffee when I started to feel hungry. I had spite and youth to keep me going, I cannot imagine voluntarily doing this diet unless you're an alcoholic who refuses to cut back on your bottle-a-day habit and you need to lose a bunch of weight fast.

fubarx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 347d

Bet they could lose more if they swapped the daily bottle of wine with something less caloric, like a pint of vodka.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 347d

I am not putting lemon on my steak

WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 346d

I read the first one like a poem.

I egg, I hard boiled. I wine.

javasux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d