I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha
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pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 77 pts · 2y
Linus Sex Tips
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Erika Rice Advice
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 48 pts · 2y
Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -53 pts · 2y
With respect, I’d prefer the redditisms to die with Reddit :p
Maalus@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Your opinion has been noted
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
chetradley@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Thank God you're finally here to tell everyone what they can and can't post here.
superkret@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
No way, that kid is a legend
n00b001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Thank you for the gold, kind strangeroo
Ticklemytip@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha
Nintendo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself
And009@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y
Dislodges rice from mouth, it's uncooked!
Ticklemytip@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Nature's slow cooker...
AyeAyeCap@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award
Ticklemytip@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers
scarrtt@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Nut rice, gawd
ArugulaZ@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y
"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."
Gork@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
"Accidentally"
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Preferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.
Works every time.
Chev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Why?
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y
Why not? 🤷
LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz · -2 pts · 2y
Omg, Ick. Lol