Works every time

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20 Comments

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 77 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Linus Sex Tips

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

Erika Rice Advice

NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 48 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -53 pts · 2y (6 replies)

With respect, I’d prefer the redditisms to die with Reddit :p

Maalus@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

Your opinion has been noted

NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
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chetradley@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Thank God you're finally here to tell everyone what they can and can't post here.

superkret@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
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bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

No way, that kid is a legend

n00b001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Thank you for the gold, kind strangeroo

Ticklemytip@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I can see it now. Some random doesn't understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn't say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man's nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can't have nice things. Haha

Nintendo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself

And009@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y

Dislodges rice from mouth, it's uncooked!

Ticklemytip@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Nature's slow cooker...

AyeAyeCap@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wish Lemmy had awards, my man here deserves an award

Ticklemytip@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Your comment is my reward my guy. Cheers

scarrtt@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Nut rice, gawd

ArugulaZ@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y

"Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."

Gork@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

"Accidentally"

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Preferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.

Works every time.

Chev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why?

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y

Why not? 🤷

LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz · -2 pts · 2y

Omg, Ick. Lol